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50 unique balls? That’s crazy

27.10.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My man got that Indecent Proposal money

17.10.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does @bambulabglobal.bsky.social accept FSA dollars

24.09.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I write off my hyperfixations as medical expenses?

24.09.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So if Tylenol causes autism is this a β€œyou may be entitled to compensation” situation?

24.09.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

please sir my cloudwatch alarms

23.09.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I kinda wanna start a work account so I can complain about all youse scraping phila.gob

23.09.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

15.09.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 51924    πŸ” 11118    πŸ’¬ 651    πŸ“Œ 1173

gonna need a public mural of her in philadelphia STAT

15.09.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 225    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Reporters on the ground in Chicago are screaming to be heard over the false narrative that Pritzker defeated Trump there. PLEASE listen to them.

15.09.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4807    πŸ” 1900    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 20

Legacy media and cable news reduced Trump's aggression against Chicago to a question of whether troops would be sent immediately. When he said he was taking his fascist military spectacle elsewhere, those media players declared the situation overβ€”while waves of federal agents attack our neighbors.

15.09.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2644    πŸ” 962    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 35

charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined

11.09.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 10354    πŸ” 3137    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 67

Was Dinner at Eight Dinner at Twenty in Europe

01.08.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, B.

31.07.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 392    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 15
A colorized photo of Soviet sniper Lyudmila Pavlichenko, a femme in uniform holding a rifle. 
Quote text:
"Every Nazi who remains alive will kill women, children, and old folks. Therefore, if I kill a Nazi, I am saving lives. "
-Lyudmila Pavlichenko

A colorized photo of Soviet sniper Lyudmila Pavlichenko, a femme in uniform holding a rifle. Quote text: "Every Nazi who remains alive will kill women, children, and old folks. Therefore, if I kill a Nazi, I am saving lives. " -Lyudmila Pavlichenko

Happy birthday to Lyudmila Pavlichenko (born July 12, 1916), Soviet sniper in World War II, with 309 confirmed kills.

A true role model for today.

12.07.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7471    πŸ” 2562    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 157

Juliet’s boobs

12.07.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The city of Philadelphia slapped the union with multiple injunctions during the strike, and was rumored to have been planning to use the courts to force the sanitation workers back to work.

So much for all those speeches from the mayor about β€œrespecting” the workers.

09.07.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 193    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

My people!!

09.07.2025 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah the US sucks shit

30.06.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An anti-ai meme with salty language such as MACHINE IS A FUCK and 410,757,864,530 DEAD ROBOTS

An anti-ai meme with salty language such as MACHINE IS A FUCK and 410,757,864,530 DEAD ROBOTS

Good morning.

20.06.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Palestinians call U.S.-run aid sites in Gaza β€˜death traps.’ They still go because there’s no alternative. Palestinians refer to the locations where the U.S.-backed Gaza Humanitarian Foundation is distributing aid as β€œmassacre sites” and β€œdeath traps” due to near-daily killings. But they are forced to…

Palestinians call them β€œdeath traps.”
Israel is shooting so many Palestinians at U.S.-run aid sites, they’re now seen as massacre zones. People still go β€” because it’s the only way to get food. mondoweiss.net/2025/06/pale...

19.06.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 196    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 11

so cool how our response to this is to build a ton of new fossil power for data centers and pretend we need more oil and gas production for energy independence when we could just go mad with electrification

19.06.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

CLARIFICATION :

The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline.

They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY

So spread this around

They can be texted. They can be called.

18.06.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3116    πŸ” 3453    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 47

β€œjournalists” ok

14.06.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
pics of faces go to databases! careful what you post

pics of faces go to databases! careful what you post

r e m i n d e r

10.06.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7770    πŸ” 3085    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 41

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