Jeremiah Graves

Any job can be a dream job if you have nightmares about work

lather. rinse. repeat.

It’s actually pretty bad for your mental health to know stuff

that's the kind of ending that warrants some Thursday night adult beverages

this is an 'inner circle of hell' ending to a playoff run ... holy shit, that's absolutely bonkers

we gotta figure out how to grift these freaks ... some kinda "insider intel about the woke mind virus" or some shit that they can't refuse and will gladly fork over six figures to obtain

but ... but ... but ... the schadenfreude!

Kylie??

Dodgers fans seeing Blake Treinen up in the bullpen.

if she's got a "baby in her placenta” ... the Tylenol and TDS are the least of her worries, you three-day-old rotisserie chicken looking bitch

In a perfect world, Jhoan Duran would get his full entrance — lights, pyro, music, etc. — every goddamned time. We're talking home or away. We're talking out of the bullpen or out of the dugout. We're talking when he goes to Chili's for the famous Triple Dipper. We're talking bathroom breaks. Etc.

Spirit halloween “former gifted child” Nothing included When people ask “what are you supposed to be” answer “i was supposed to be a lot of things”

I am declaring war on 82% of bluesky with this

God, a run on the first cool night of the fall hits so hard even if it’s just a couple miles. Go do it.

*Phuck

**notices the typo after it's been liked, reposted, and saved**

goddammit!

Kyle Schwarber looking like the Greek God of BOMBZ as he's flipping his bat after hitting a ball 12,000 feet (citation needed) while wearing the Phillies' super sexxxxy powder blue uniforms.

If I were the Philadelphia Phillies, I would simply wear the power blue uniforms all the goddamned time: at home, on the road, in spring training, in the postseason, on the airplane, on the bus, at home watching Netflix, out at Chili's for the famous Triple Dipper, at the grocery store, etc.

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.

I got both at the same time and was completely fine, but I've never had any sort of reaction to any vaccine in the past (*knocks on wood*).

I would like the 9:08PM game times to end, please.

once more ... your boy is staggering to the bathroom to brush his teeth and remove his contacts after midnight this is lunacy ... we do not have to live like this

I am more than willing to ignore my job during the day, but please do not make me stay up late!!

what radicalized me?

watching the fancy-assed rich people seats at Yankee Stadium, Dodger Stadium, etc. empty out REAL FAST when their teams are losing in the playoffs

Baseball Sickos cartoon

When the Yankees get eliminated

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

SCHWAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I think your drink blew a head gasket, you're gonna want to get that checked out.

in 2007, steve jobs promised an all-in-one device that would serve as a cell phone, an ipod, and an internet device. what he introduced next was the Mac Pack: a 135-pound backpack with a pull-over steel dome housing a computer monitor, a 14-foot aerial antenna, and a 900-foot retractable power cable

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

screenshot of today's MLB Division Series schedule - Mariners at Tigers - 3:08pm ET, Brewers at Cubs - 5:08pm ET, Blue Jays at Yankees - 7:08pm ET, and Phillies at Dodgers - 9:08pm ET

like ... just bump each of these up a couple of hours and that's the good shit, my dudes ...