Jeremiah Graves

It really is the purest encapsulation of this movement in terms of both its leaders and adherents: an old angry guy who can’t do pull ups making everyone watch him try to do pull ups

all the fake AI trash really contradicts one of the main ways we're told capitalism operates, with capitalists identifying wants/needs & developing products & services to meet those. turns out you can skip that step & just pretend. nigh everyone hates AI and it makes no money but it's everywhere

ready to finally earn your father-in-law's love and respect?

show up to Christmas in your brand new Beetlejuice Meggings and simply say "these are my new Beetlejuice Meggings ... dad"

it'll work like a charm

#lifehack

Funny comic strip. Person to a cat *pspspsps*. Cat “what the f#ck are you doing?”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style.

a cartoon character with futurama written on the bottom right Alt: Fry from 'Futurama' doing the fingers crossed gesture

!!!

I need Oronde Gadsden II to time travel back to yesterday morning, kidnap Josh Allen on his way to the stadium, and keep that dude locked in the trunk of a rental car until after the Bills/Bengals game has wrapped up.

In lieu of that, Kimani Vidal needs to score -35 points.

very, very good ...

FWIW - the Grinch Salt is good

Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

it's broken into ten parts and each one starts with him leaving the hospital like when you keep dying in Grand Theft Auto

If they hadn’t burned all the witches and midwives back in the day, we’d probably know more about perimenopause and menopause right now. We know fuck all about a condition that half the population goes through because men are a bunch of plonkers*

*not all men**

**but most of them

Spotify Wrapped but it's just a list of the intrusive thoughts you managed to ignore while stuck in rush hour traffic.

spotify wrapped screenshot indicating that the user listened to Baz Luhrmann's song "Everybody's Free (to Wear Sunscreen)" an absurd number of times and is maybe going through something

it's been a tough year, Spotify ... get off my ass

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Easy mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit

so there are different colleges? i always heard people say “going to college,” which made it sound like there was just one of them, like “going to france” or something. but if there are lots of different colleges they need to come up with different names and colors and such so we can tell them apart

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Clubber Lang

can barely move today ... too much, ummm, existing within the confines of a meat sack yesterday, i guess

'main character syndrome' fucking up everything from traffic to the grocery store to walking down the goddamned sidewalk

You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems

What makes me angriest about the fake AI videos where people yell at ICE is that there’s a million actual videos, there’s actual priests being pelted with pepper balls, it’s just that the real priest didn’t say “we worship the real God not your ORANGE one” so he wasn’t quippy enough

Sue Sylvester from 'Glee' (a female cheerleading coach with blonde hair and a red track suit) yelling into a megaphone with the lyrics "giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet" super-imposed over the image.

the most Sue Sylvester coded lyric in the history of song

a packet of 'Grinch Salt" dill pickle seasoning for shaking on McDonald's fries as part of their holiday themed Grinch Meal

gonna snort some lines of Grinch Salt and fight god

mock spotify wrapped top artists list

I don't have Spotify, but based on what I recall listening to on my janky-assed 2000s MP3 player during all of my running this year ... here are my top artists for 2025.

Trump opposes democracy in America. Could he support it in Venezuela?

I am so excited for the Wokeness Renaissance. I want an America so woke in 2029 that I’m executed in the town square

"we're having a crisis of masculinity!11!" - a man-baby dork