“Keir Starmer to address the nation tomorrow”
08.02.2026 23:08 — 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0@basicbishop.bsky.social
He/him. Apostolic leader of Dense Tinnie Church. Warlord of the Te Hiku Autonomous Zone. Still not loving police.
“Keir Starmer to address the nation tomorrow”
08.02.2026 23:08 — 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0boo
30.01.2026 18:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0one news: ”haere mai 2026”
31.12.2025 05:36 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Y’all do ACAB over here or???
28.11.2025 20:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is great stuff from da results faking pedophiles
28.11.2025 20:29 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0There’s still time for luxxo to turn this around and become electable, but it’s not gonna be easy.
27.11.2025 05:34 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0Dr asking how the weight loss is going
24.11.2025 05:57 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some of those who work forces like the porn that’s with horses.
06.11.2025 05:26 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0tax off
30.10.2025 07:25 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1Me. Applying for the role of a cockney hooker:
30.10.2025 07:25 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Waiting for the release of the Hotter & Wetter - Unrated Cut of Prime Minister before I watch it.
30.10.2025 07:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yoda voice:
20.10.2025 08:06 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0For sale: $90k mayor Rolex. Never worn.
12.10.2025 06:48 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Nobody ray chung tonight
11.10.2025 07:53 — 👍 127 🔁 21 💬 7 📌 1Hey I’ve got one of those and he just bought me this to throw
05.09.2025 00:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Da brain when u 11 beers and a soju deep:
20.07.2025 06:54 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New plan Aotearoa
20.07.2025 06:54 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here have this
30.06.2025 07:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Tanya when she found out the royal enquiry didn’t have the remit to hang Jacindo
27.06.2025 06:16 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Māori pakeha mongrel 😂
25.06.2025 03:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Banned from twitter for demanding the execution of 3 world leaders. Will not rawdog work.
25.06.2025 03:09 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0lol they got da tick here?
28.04.2025 07:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Cooking wine and sugar free v. 3/5
18.04.2025 08:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Woah hit skeet
15.04.2025 00:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0-lights up a cig-
-pays $2 for a coke-
-thinks about the totally fine world trade centre-
How u doing? I had a shocker chilli season
11.04.2025 08:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Youse will like this, I had glimmer trying to pwn me
11.04.2025 07:48 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Look I’m gonna be honest I have been treating BS like an ex the way I’m only posting when I’m hammered 🤣
11.04.2025 07:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0