Doing Crowdwork at Bass Proshop

*to the eagle tearing out my liver every day* No bro don't even worry about it, I can replace that no problem

DRAPER: Gentlemen, there is no greater human need than that of the familiar, the secure. A place you can go to when all else seems lost. And with this campaign, we propose, what if you could bring that place with you? "Crack - it's the coke you smoke!"

guy who spent his whole life making the world a worse place: Ah shit the world is worse for me now

I'm worried the president is a moron - anyone else seeing this?

Guess who this is about before you click to see the post above it

Vacuously virtue signaling that I don't like when kids get their fucking limbs blown off

When Democrats hear about the average age of their caucus:

small beer friday, love a few

Happy Friday

That referred to my work for the Lord

Depiction of Sisyphus pushing his rock upwards inside an ouroboros w/ text: I just gotta make it to Friday

Logging on, gm

Every single post I have saved so far has been a complete accident. broke ass user interface

Meet Nicole Kidman How 2025 reddit

The song from the ending of The Goofy Movie goes and I will no longer be silenced

I know this is left field but this entire line of thought is incredible proof that there is one huge group chat and we’re not in it.

Thanks I hate it.

nice chumba you got there. be a shame if someone wumba’d it

m,y dad

I get knocked down, and stay down after that /
I'm tired and I need to lay down

Hate it when kids say "Unc is evaporating" about me. Yeah no shit. It's called the water cycle. Why don't you little twerps comment on how I'm gaining just as much water from rainwater run off and my various tributaries. Or is that not "six seven" to you

lmao

Jay in a headfirst dive to home plate, above which is the text "Banning my entire userbase to defend a transphobic mediocrity"

with apologies to vlad

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

when the morning remote meeting ends and I can go back to bed

Lmao Vladdy is absolutely out of his mind

im thinking i might start an argument with an elderly truck driver which then escalates into a physical altercation, resulting in me being stabbed multiple times, hospitalized, arrested, charged with a felony, and presumably fired then blackballed from my lucrative industry. anyone else?

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

Lauren Bobert Flay giving my shrimp cocktail a handy over the shell

“Two years ago today, Hamas carried out a horrific war crime, killing more than 1,100 Israelis and kidnapping 250 more. I mourn these lives and pray for the safe return of every hostage still held and for every family whose lives were torn apart by these atrocities. In the aftermath of that day, Prime Minister Netanyahu and the Israeli government launched a genocidal war: adeath toll that now far exceeds 67,000; with the Israeli military bombing homes, hospitals, and schools into rubble. Every day in Gaza has become a place where grief itself has run out of language. I mourn these lives and pray for the families that have been shattered. Our government has been complicit through it all. This must end. The occupation and apartheid must end. Peace must be pursued through diplomacy, not war crimes, and our government must act to end these atrocities and hold those responsible to account. These last two years have demonstrated the very worst of humanity. We must answer it by modeling the very best: a relentless pursuit of our higher ideals and an unwavering commitment to universal human rights.”

My statement on the two year anniversary of October 7, 2023.

Theo Von is actually Vince Vaughn's son. That's why they have so much in common (being stupid fuckups)