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Coming up next on Action News, should that post have considered every insane possible reaction? Four morons in your replies discuss.

11.12.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I drop 33 retweets in two minutes and then post "nobody want me fr" - I am The Elusive Mutual

11.12.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

90% of discourse around individual works of art boils down to "does the artist have a responsibility towards morons"

11.12.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you’ve been found guilty of lacking whimsy, player. you’re going to the funny farm

10.12.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn homie okay!

10.12.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This sucks

10.12.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
this shit fucking sucks meme with manbrother's pfp on it and it is pointing to the image of me, deadpool, and wolverine with an arrow that says (literal coolest thing ever)

this shit fucking sucks meme with manbrother's pfp on it and it is pointing to the image of me, deadpool, and wolverine with an arrow that says (literal coolest thing ever)

10.12.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[replies under a heartfelt post about a child born with a severe learning disability]

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i bet DOPUS RUMP porbablly want going to give him job at effing Pantagon ones drunk Peter BegsMeth FIRE dfor this bull CRAP on the news. prolbably be smart guy thrre!! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ’©

07.12.2025 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Casting DOPUS RUMP and watching my ass explode

10.12.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Poison? In my well?!

10.12.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Giving the homie a little heart for some shit that sucks

10.12.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry. I don't know

10.12.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi Bailey I'm Dad

09.12.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doctors HATE this one weird metabolic trick

09.12.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Back in my usual gym, feeling strong as hell. Home field advantage real

09.12.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

favorite feature on outlook? The web client my boss makes me use? Gotta be when I'm reading an email and it randomly decides to log me out. Great job boys

08.12.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Back in my regular gym after a month in some euro joint and my bench instantly feels stronger - the power of home field

08.12.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You aren't allowed to say on here what should happen to some people - but you can always think it

07.12.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😳

06.12.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All my threads goonci

06.12.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wort wort wort

06.12.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What of his hand, doctor?

06.12.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Searching fun malapropism idea "lovers squirrel" only to be hit with a drawing of squirrel girl in a full diaper. Doom guy hud instantly bloodied

06.12.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woke 2 is gonna create so many Gina Carano career trajectories

06.12.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I try to be conscientious and take a shit directly in the sharps container when I know my diet is low in fiber

06.12.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every day I'm chortlin'

06.12.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Chortlin’ Fuckass

06.12.2025 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Alright fine, I'll feed my cat again just so she stops annoying me

CNN: Extra Kibble for Kitty? Man Gives In to Feline Pestering

NPR: Pittsburgh Man Feeds His Cat, Here's Where it Gets Weird

BBC: Row Over Kitten's Extra Kibble Enters Third Day

Defector: Pierogie Was Always Going to Get Her Way

06.12.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually Cookie is the doctor who created the monster

06.12.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come on now you know I mean peanut butter I'm just a little guy

06.12.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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