Tzar Green

Republicans seem to think that the norms created by the social contract are just sort of a immutable laws of nature and that therefore, tearing up the social contract will have no negative consequences for them, and I am, very much not looking forward to that thesis being tested

it's true and they should say it but it's a real bad sign it's winding up in print

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

These people are evil and also very stupid.

AITA

I saw the Washington Post editorial on redistricting today and this is my official response.

Thread: Sky Marchini@sky.skymarchini.net •2m yesterday I think I'm gonna bake this chicken at 400 for an hour and then serve them over plain white rice with no vegetables and eat them while listening to Joe Rogan [photo of foil covered pan with 3 sad raw slices of chicken breast covered in light oil] jamelle @jamellebouie are you serious?

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Ross Douthat right now:

Comic. [Person sitting at desk with laptop with machine labeled E-21 making “click click” noises on the floor behind] VOICE FROM LAPTOP: Hey all! Does your E-21 humidifier make an annoying clicking noise? Mine did, but I finally figured out that there’s an easy fix, so I made this video in case anyone else… PERSON AT DESK: Oh my god. Yes. *Yes.* [caption] I know there’s more important work in the world, but I feel like these people deserve, at minimum a statue.

Repair Video

xkcd.com/3163/

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

"the revolt of the bosses" is a good way of framing the elite reaction to woke 1. what's particularly interesting is that this isn't a reaction to an attack on profits--it's a reaction to changes in workplace culture--

which is to say, the psychic wage of hierarchy

The headline about Spanberger's blowout victory in VA--along with the Dems romping in the House of Delegates--is that transphobia really doesn't work as an electoral secret weapon. And this fact needs to set in, despite the dearest wishes of the most ossified members of the commentariat.

Democrats not just met but exceeded every single one of these conditions tonight

I am hearing that on his deathbed Andrew Cuomo received the light of democratic socialism and unhesitatingly sang the Internationale. Even now he looks down on Bushwick from the gardens of Astoria. Truly there is no god but DSA, and Zohran is his prophet!

Dick Cheney big naturals

Dick Cheney died

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

Very first post I've seen today! Lmao

grim reaper claw machine meme

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

“every time theres a republican president the economy collapses” feels like pretty easy messaging on the economy

I was gunna mention it... glad uou beat me to it, lmao.

Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo. At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25 Then beneath it TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.

Meme-style image of a man in a white shirt and tie holding an acoustic guitar, styled like a Spirit Halloween costume poster. The poster reads “Broken Man on Halifax Pier” with descriptors: “inability to: fire guns, shed tears” and “was told he’d cruise”. The post is from a Canada.gov.ca account with 10.5K likes, 106 comments, and 151 shares.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Hey Canada you okay?

Canada:

I'm sorry Canada, but you're gonna need more mutant cyborg immigrants if you want to compete with the greatest country in the world.

A VICTORY FOR THE CITY THE GOVERNMENT HATES BUT THE NATION LOVES WITH THE GREATEST MAN TO EVER BALL, AN IMMIGRANT, WITH THE WINNING RUN HIT BY A WHITE GUY NAMED WILL SMITH, I LOVE THIS FUCKING COUNTRY.

As a consolation to our Canadian friends, Los Angeles will now embark on one of our greatest traditions: burning down the entire city with illegal fireworks

well,

As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night