Keith Paesel

Outrunners got their gear from The Newport rewards program. They had to smoke 427 darts for the whole set. #AEW #Dynamite

Title match up top!? #AEW #DYNAMITE

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Everyone is saying "Woke Sports" is over since Barstool signed with FS1.

I actually see this as "Free speech Warriors" Barstool's AD revenue dried up and now they have to go crawling back to the people they shat on in the first place for revenue.

How is that a win?

Superman was great! You can smell the screenplays in the air at the Writers Guild Theater as always.

The best part of wrestling fandom for me is explaining a wrestler nicknamed "The Grip" at an event called G1 Climax.

The grip? Climax? Sounds SPICY 🔥🥵

#G1Climax35 #NJPW

Right wing tv has the BEST talking heads.

Fox has a real guy named "Buck Sexton"

NewsMax literally has Willy Wonka

How did you all let Joe Rogan from Fear Factor tell you all what to do in life ??? 🤣🤣🤭🤭

Look at that BOLO! It makes it look like he's wired for sound. He shoves it close to you weirdly when he's next to you

The Borax & Chemical Corporation presents…This is Keith Paesel

COMEDY(CC) Adam & Keith watch Day’s of Thunder, Boy’s in the Hood & of course they make fun of a little 24-hr news. Then they watch The NBA Draft & bounce aropund to past NBA drafts for TV history. all this and MORE!!!

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Can we just let Ryan Seacrest have a fucking day off finally?

Adam & Keith Watch Shitlers birthday parade…NOBODY SHOWED UP. The latest from the No Kings protests across the US. In 1988 Geraldo Rivera had a Brawl-do Rivera on his show between a politician and some skin heads. IFC shows Fast Times Uncensored. All this and MORE!!!

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The Podcast Where No One Comes to Donny's Birthday (10TKP36-374) - Keithpaesel The Borax & Chemical Corporation presents…This is Keith Paesel COMEDY (CC) Adam and Keith Watch Shitlers birthday parade…. NOBODY SHOWED UP. The latest from the No Kings protests across the US. In 198...

Adam & Keith Watch Shitlers birthday parade…NOBODY SHOWED UP. The latest from the No Kings protests across the US. In 1988 Geraldo Rivera had a Brawl-do Rivera on his show between a politician and some skin heads. IFC shows Fast Times Uncensored. All this and MORE!!!

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Most of today's coverage of why the protesters are "terrorists" is them holding mexican flags. Holding a non american flag is an act of terrorism according to Fox News.

Laura Ingraham opened her show hoping that there would be violonce and al they showed was 3 rocks being thrown and a bloody finger from 3 days ago!!!!

She's fucking FURIOUS!!! LOL

When you don't have LAPD or LA sheriff's on your side you know you're some kind of fascist.

Views from the revolution. The only people causing unrest here are ICE and the military. #losangeles #abolishice

We have a folks with makeshift barricades taking a slew of foam rounds. Tons of them on the street.

I gotta say, the episodes of X-Files where they're on boats are rarely good. #XFiles

Adam and Keith bop to some Ricky Martin, before getting the Ingraham angle of the world. Why do Jesse Wootters and Karoline Leavitt have sweaty philtrum’s all the time? Plus we watch Game 1 of the NBA finals and talk the first NBA finals that we remember for TV history.

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Doing a Bleach rewatch and I give a little elementary school style chuckle whenever I hear the phrase "You'll never achieve Bankai!"

It's not about the size of your Zanpakutō it's about the strength of your Reiryoku #bleach #anime

TV Rating increase goals
+1 NBA Playoffs: Pacers v. Knicks (Sporting Ball)
+1 NHL Playoffs: Oilers v. Stars (Sporting Ball)
+1 WWE SmackDown (Dork Wanderers)
+1 Percy Jackson & the Olympians (Dork Wanderers)
+1 The Source with Kaitlan Collins (TV News)
#TVChampSeries #TVRatings #Ratings

These people who wrap cars in plastic instead of paint them are wild. Can you imagine being into cars in any way and huffing paint fumes not being a minimum top 5 reason why?

Here’s Aaron Rodgers saying Elon Musk used DOGE to get rid of “stupid ass programs” and wonders why Trump hasn’t imprisoned more government officials.

Good luck to the Steelers!

+1 Motorheads (Drama Queens)
+1Your Friends & Neighbors (Drama Queens)
+1 Handmaids Tale (Drama Queens)
+1 Law & Order: SVU (Policia)
+1 Criminal Minds (Policia)

Daytime Ratings increase Goals
+1 The Bold & the Beautiful (Drama Queens)
+1 3rd Hour of the Today Show (TV News)
+1 Beyond the Gates (Drama Queens)
+1 NBC Daily news (TV News)

Streaming Popularity Goals
+2 The Last of Us (Dork Wanderers)
+1 Grey's Anatomy (Rescue Rangers)

+1 BBC NEWS AT SIX (WED 18:06) (TV News)
+1 EMMERDALE (WED 19:29) (Drama Queens)
+1 EMMERDALE (MON 19:29) (Drama Queens)

#TVChampSeries

Ratings increase Goals
+1 Police 24/7 (Policia)
+1 Farmer Wants a Wife (Real.i.t.y Island)
+1 Top Chef (Real.i.t.y Island)
+1 MLB: Guardians v. Tigers (Sporting Ball)
+1 For Better or Worse (Commedia Dell' TV)
+1 BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT (FRI 18:59) (Real.i.t.y Island)

#TVChampSeries

Alex Palou puts one in the goal for a sublime #Indy500 Finish

Sporting Ball is rampant today, getting another goal for dominating the google trends!!! Not even the Lord shall compete!!!!!!! #TVChamSeries #Indy500 #Sports #MonocoGP #PremierLeague

6-4 over TV News. Trump may have something to say for TV News by the end of a crazy TV Sunday!!!