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Flashbacks of unnecessary and/or unoptimized "temp" files being committed to P4

02.12.2025 17:09 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Image taken from the surface of Mars, showing a bleak, desolate landscape beneath a pre-dawn sky. In the haxy of the sky is a bright dot, which is the Martian moon Deimos. Two fainter dots to the left are the stars Regulus and Algeiba in the constellation Meo.

Image taken from the surface of Mars, showing a bleak, desolate landscape beneath a pre-dawn sky. In the haxy of the sky is a bright dot, which is the Martian moon Deimos. Two fainter dots to the left are the stars Regulus and Algeiba in the constellation Meo.

#PPOD: NASA's Perseverance rover captured this view of Deimos, the smaller of Mars' two moons, shining in the sky at 4:27 a.m. local time on March 1, 2025, the 1,433rd Martian day, or sol, of the mission. 🧪 🔭

Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech

02.12.2025 16:04 — 👍 87    🔁 26    💬 1    📌 3

day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"

02.12.2025 00:59 — 👍 4466    🔁 748    💬 122    📌 85

important: is this with soft ch - cheese or hard ch - chiral?

01.12.2025 17:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lil Jon what are you doing here???????

27.11.2025 23:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Busta what are you doing here?????

27.11.2025 23:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

26.11.2025 13:04 — 👍 56231    🔁 14978    💬 832    📌 1976
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W.B. Yeats: ‘‘Faeries, come take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind.’’

Me: **stomping on the ground** "Let me in you xenophobic bastards!"

25.11.2025 14:15 — 👍 64    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 2

y'know, if tech companies weren't so fired up to call every single thing "AI" it would be a lot easier to distinguish "ML spam filter that is well-sandboxed and tuned on your emails" from "giant context and IP-eroding foundation model that makes people paranoid and unhappy"

23.11.2025 12:58 — 👍 2368    🔁 784    💬 22    📌 18
An orange cat named Roan lays in my lap with her front right paw on my steam deck.

An orange cat named Roan lays in my lap with her front right paw on my steam deck.

getting some assistance from a pro gamer

22.11.2025 23:27 — 👍 29    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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18.11.2025 07:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You guys wanna see a dead body?

10.11.2025 16:29 — 👍 5198    🔁 1273    💬 72    📌 39

Thanks for your service to the community❤️🏳️‍🌈🥰

10.11.2025 19:25 — 👍 1603    🔁 214    💬 19    📌 1
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore.
It happens a lot 'round here.

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

10.11.2025 10:54 — 👍 18001    🔁 7007    💬 123    📌 208
A woman standing in her kitchen. She is taking a photo of herself and her boyfriend who is just a circulatory system. The text reads: It is November 10th now. Your circulatory system boyfriend stands by your pan in the kitchen. Unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires. There are more home fires on Thanksgiving than any other day of the year. Always stand by your pan.

A woman standing in her kitchen. She is taking a photo of herself and her boyfriend who is just a circulatory system. The text reads: It is November 10th now. Your circulatory system boyfriend stands by your pan in the kitchen. Unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires. There are more home fires on Thanksgiving than any other day of the year. Always stand by your pan.

Today.

10.11.2025 16:12 — 👍 1979    🔁 590    💬 35    📌 42

I hope everyone here knows how much this post ISN'T a shitpost

10.11.2025 03:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hey HEY don't judge me and my inability to be able to create anything other than body-type-3-female-half-elf-paladin-multiclass-redemption-durge-shadowheart-wifer!!!!!

10.11.2025 03:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

also to clarify, it's literally 10+ of JUST honour mode runs

yes they're all valid honour mode runs

yes I quit through all of them in Act 3 right around where I have to go to the Temple of Bhaal

yes I would in fact rather make a new playthrough instead of trying to finish any of them

HENCE--

10.11.2025 03:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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considering I got the save all tieflings achievement in the first playthrough

and the fact that I literally make the same decisions each time because I have a specific altruistic power fantasy

10.11.2025 03:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

they don't know I have nearly 2000 hours with 10+ runs and I'm only beating it in honour mode due to my shame of getting burnt out af in the middle of Act 3 every time 😭

10.11.2025 03:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Me and my wife

09.11.2025 17:28 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

this energy and me for Arrival

08.11.2025 03:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@libbyapp.com I love you so much. Please reconsider using generative AI in your app. Just like @thestorygraph.com, we don’t need generative AI to make book suggestions that you can already make based on our interests.

05.11.2025 23:57 — 👍 32    🔁 11    💬 4    📌 1

millennials finally harnessing the one power we were granted by the cosmos..... massive hateration

05.11.2025 04:48 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

his insanely classy hater energy is a real thing of beauty

05.11.2025 04:42 — 👍 29    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."

--Dick Cheney probably

05.11.2025 03:34 — 👍 7844    🔁 1299    💬 47    📌 45
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the speech starting with Beyoncé's "Energy"???

"voting out 45 don't get out of line" lolol

the humour is on point

OO OO-OO OOO 🎶

05.11.2025 04:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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