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Ramen with hot dogs in it. I miss my wife.

I swore to myself I'd never lie to my children, but then they asked me if I'm happy.

Been going for years. It's kind of worked.

At a birthday party and the kid’s getting a lot of Lego, which gives me the opportunity to tell everyone that the plural of Lego is Lego, because I don’t enjoy people liking me.

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AI IS THE FUTURE!

a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone in her hand and raising her fist in the air . ALT: a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone in her hand and raising her fist in the air .

YOU GET A LUIGI! AND YOU GET A LUIGI!

Dad rap. Instead of cars and jewelry, you just brag about how your son's doing in travel baseball.

Corey Reppond Things made by Corey Reppond.

I got roped in to filming and editing a video for my kid's school PTA. It reminded me of the dumb videos I used to make. www.youtube.com/coreymadeit

I've intended every pun I've ever made.

If I see one more person use the term “unalive”, I’m going to kill myself.

87% of people in NYC are recording a vlog. The other 13% are pushing that 87% on to the subway tracks.

#ASAB

My bad. I took the surface streets to the Comedy Zone.

Follow your bliss.

I think the best part about having done standup for a long time is seeing some of your friends fail and then turn in to right wing lunatics.

To be honest, all I really want is just bran.

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“Where’s dad?”

“Dad had to go to Thailand for… a thing…”

“20 is great, but 16 is better.”

I don’t know how your conversations with your boss go, but today, I told my boss, “I don’t get Disney Adults. I mean, at least with furries, there’s a sexual component.”

I gotchoo, LB!

No, but I support your new ways.

Too spicy.

Nobody should be sent to that prison in El Salvador except for Disney Adults.

If you had your wedding at Disney World, you should be sent to El Salvador.

My mother and I had a very painful estrangement, so I've been stepping on a lot of cracks lately.

I'm a girl dad and a woman husband.

I thought that was Jay Welch before I zoomed in.

As always, I support you.

Keep work shopping it. You’ll get there.

Piggy bank? I put my son’s tooth fairy money in #crypto.