Panopticoblin

I never thought I’d be a landlord, but before I could kill a couple of bugs, they asked to just move into my house!

So now instead of a murderer, I’m the lessor of two weevils.

I can’t say what led me to this conclusion, but I feel like
Blue October’s “18th floor balcony”
has 🏳️‍⚧️🥚vibes

WHY do we let these drive-time commercial radio DJs get away with their shit

This is my dad’s wish come true, and she is one of his people.

I bet if they issued a statement that said “ok fine we’ll take your shitbag idiot son” the Talking Orange Hemorrhoid would leave them alone

Screenshot of a tweet Ellory smith @ellorysmith We spent four days talking about Waymos but there were two political assassinations in MN and it’s crickets 2832 reposts, 40 quotes, 29.8k likes

People will tell you that they view property destruction as equivalent to violence against a person, but that's not true. They think property destruction is worse

Lookin’ at you, Jake Hermansson.

Arminius, my Arminiass.

Nerds in the 17th century gave themselves cool Latin code names and we really need to bring that back

Are we SURE Gavin Newsome isn’t just Seth Meyers doing a bit?

Why would you?

I bet gun was like number 2 on the list

Converting to Catholicism is d&d for conservatives and I will not elaborate

A Labrador is just a dog with no dlc or cosmetics

A pink bumper sticker that says “not a Stepford wife I’m the ford wife that stepped up”

"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."

Our first deep dish pope!

Too much sauce for me, though. Eagerly awaiting the square, Detroit-style pope we may one day see

USB-C: the C stands for cloaca (all purpose hole)

Our Russian traitor president and his criminal Nazi administration can absolutely eat shit, and that needs to be said over and over and over

So tired of feeling la like absolute shit all the time

So is it Mom Mothma or Mon Mother

#starwars #andor #cassianandor

Do you think four legged animals see tables as being in the uncanny valley?

For this 20th anniversary screening of Revenge Of The Sith, I’m getting into the spirit of things by coming straight from work and being really pissed off

Miles says mood

They knew what was up with that egg in a basket thing