The Coward Papa Joe

*eyes emoji*

It's an effective medication

Among other things bluesky needs an option to hide posts that don't have alt text. That'll show 'em

Do you own tights? This feels like it'd go well with tights

Arguing thr origin of thr term is always a losing proposition but it's still interesting to know sometimes

I like Ghosts but that's more about the ghosts than the house

Depends on who it's referring to. If you're calling my mom one that inaccurate but my dad was absolutely a little bitch

Can I have money for my bills ?

I am behind on stuff and things definitely do be shutting off soon

Pigs, like dogs, chimps, and dolphins, are too human like to be trusted by default. Not that that will stop me from assuming dogs are my friends

In fairness to pigs most animals would eat me. I took Delicious as a flaw during character creation

Is this about that Twix that got stuck? Wendy was doing their best, buddy. Everybody has off days!

Literally every single thing this fucking administration is doing has been made possible because we ok’ed it as a country months to years to decades ago against the black community. Every ‘exception’ carved out from no more slavery (except in prison)-

Don't worry? That's kind of my thing

Yup
This

Stay peaceful but fuck this authoritarian asshole and fucking insane howler monkeys

They say women are too emotional but l've never seen anything more dramatic than a grown man being held accountable for his actions.

Bring it down from the inside. Specially inside the butt

i'll be blunt: jay is a liability

Socialism

My tooth hurts in a way that's tensing up my neck down through my shoulder and into my hand

Remember that just because something is, doesn't mean it can't change, and just because you haven't seen something before, that doesn't mean it's impossible. Nana Kwame Adjei-Brenyah, Chain-Gang

📚 “Remember that just because something is, doesn't mean it can't change.”

(I don't have a kid)

Refusing to let my kid do homework because in this house we don't work off the clock

green line drawing of meg mucklebones on a yellow and white background

what a fine fat boy you are jack

It's Joe, actually. Jack was my father

Thanks!

So there's an endless, all consuming war at the heart of time that constantly devours Peter Parker's childhood and Marvel thinks that's *better* than letting him turn 40?

Don't*

That would do it. You shoot me I'm going to lose some trust, too

Do listen to her. Your dick's mustache makes it look distinguished

Gracie was an angel