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Writer, singer, marine biologist. Enjoys making smartarse remarks and quips, getting the laughs, explaining things with nerdy enthusiasm, and ranting, but tries to make the rants entertaining as penance. I am back in my house in the woods. (she/her)

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We need to talk more about the triumphs and heroism of student journalists and less about the fuck-ups and obsequiousness of the NYT.

04.08.2025 10:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 476    ๐Ÿ” 97    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I don't just repost Paul because he keeps complimenting me, I swear. Seriously! ANYONE who handles user generated content and is passionate about digital civil liberties, please consider! Having Dreamwidth as a member has let them make the burden of these laws on small sites really clear.

04.08.2025 10:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Americans Say No As Terrified ICE Agents Flee from Angry Citizens "It's gonna be like this every f*cking day you're coming. Every day, anytime you try to kidnap people, we are gonna be here!" a rapid responder yelled at fleeing ICE agents in Kansas.

"Did you not realize what this would be, being f*cking Gestapo? Quit your job. It's gonna be like this every f*cking day you're coming...anytime you try to kidnap people, we are gonna be here!โ€ A rapid responder yelled at fleeing ICE agents in #Kansas. www.thedailypoliticususa.com/p/americans-...

03.08.2025 06:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5187    ๐Ÿ” 1481    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79    ๐Ÿ“Œ 142

Twitter in its previous form was the only way I got traction when I had issues with our gas provider, among other things.

04.08.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Protest movements that stop as soon as they start seeing results fail.

Protest movements that keep going until your whole squad is across the finish line win.

01.08.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5799    ๐Ÿ” 3820    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

she posts videos of them trying to get away from her on tiktok that are sped up yakety sax style and scored by norteno music, theyre hilarious

03.08.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10754    ๐Ÿ” 2230    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 53
An orange cat loafing. The setting sun protecting light through a barred window creates the impression of a battery charge bar glowing on the cat's back.

An orange cat loafing. The setting sun protecting light through a barred window creates the impression of a battery charge bar glowing on the cat's back.

He's charged

02.08.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3338    ๐Ÿ” 600    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 61

Y'all, throwing wannabe dictators into prison and letting them repeatedly humiliate themselves as they flail at their newfound lack of power is so much fun. You gotta try this. Korea is having so much fun. The whole country's Photoshopping recreations like it's 2004 an Worth1000 is back.

02.08.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 253    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

If you live in Canada, please consider submitting a comment (link in the article below) about a new proposed healthcare-worker respirator standard. This standard would require workers in healthcare settings use a high-quality respirator, like an N95 mask, but a petition is going around opposing it.

01.08.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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not into parasocial celebrity shit except in the case of sam neill and all his beloved farm creatures

02.08.2025 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 487    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

A good example of the kind of tired it is would be where I felt a bit weary but okay, and I went down and brought up one (sealed, duct-taped, double-bagged) bag of asbestos and by the time I climbed back up to the house, my vision had gone โœจsparklyโœจ.

01.08.2025 08:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(I also am thinking I could spend some time making a few feed lists here so I have alternatives to the โ€œeveryone is justifiably scared and angryโ€ feed. When youโ€™re this tired in your brain, itโ€™s real fkn hard to stop doomscrolling.)

01.08.2025 07:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyways: itโ€™s not the kind of tired where you just fall asleep.

Itโ€™s the kind that drags at your eyes and your bones.

I have a couple more things I have committed to getting done today but I might let myself off the hook after that and try not to use my brain for a bit.

01.08.2025 07:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a circumstance where it sure would be awesome if I didnโ€™t have multiple compounding traumas radiating outwards from the central point โ€œhey, go to bed at a sensible timeโ€, because fkn hell does that exacerbate the issue.

01.08.2025 07:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So having overdrawn my physical accounts, I am reluctantly accepting that maybe this weekend isnโ€™t a good time to hit TURBO BOOST on the โ€œright! Time to carry up all that heavy shit out of the backyard so it is finally safe for puppy!โ€ project.

Which pisses me off becauseโ€ฆ so close.

01.08.2025 07:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am physically exhausted. Managed to harness the โ€œget up and goโ€ of having the builder on site yesterday, and I think I have finally finished digging up hazardous crap in my backyard!

โ€ฆI probably did not have the resources to do this.

01.08.2025 07:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m fine, itโ€™s just that my skin flora are trying to kill me again, and since I confided in my GP that no, cephalexin never seems to fkn work, she raised the possibility that the skin flora in question could be MRSA.

Which. I am already pissed off at the universe.

01.08.2025 07:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My god, I am very fucking over the โ€œgigantic broad spectrum antibiotics make you feel hungover and like your bones are made of jelly and stop you absorbing your meds properly, giving you withdrawal symptoms as wellโ€ dance.

I look forward to the results of the swab.

01.08.2025 07:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I spent seven years writing a book on this and she justโ€ฆ said it in three succinct paragraphs to politico.

31.07.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5636    ๐Ÿ” 1437    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

If you're worried about your daughter losing at sports to a trans kid just wait until you hear about "tall kids" or "rich kids"!!! There's a thousand reasons why one kid might win over another and gender identity is like not even on the list

28.07.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1302    ๐Ÿ” 265    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

so when you're like "oh parents have legitimate concerns," that's like saying I have legitimate concerns if I don't want to go to the bathroom because the Wolfman is shitting in there. Yeah maybe that might be a legitimate concern IF THE WOLFMAN WAS REAL - but it doesn't matter, because he's NOT

28.07.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1113    ๐Ÿ” 164    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

I think the really important thing about the "trans sports debate" is that it's NOT REAL, the things that people are fearmongering about are NOT REAL and are NOT HAPPENING. Cis women are not competing at a disadvantage against trans women, cis men aren't transitioning to win at sports, IT'S NOT REAL

28.07.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3682    ๐Ÿ” 1087    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

Every time someone says that a part of a story โ€œdidnโ€™t progress the plotโ€ and thatโ€™s why it didnโ€™t need to be there, Iโ€™m reminded of how many of you suck and are boring.

This isnโ€™t just a bad way to critique sex scenes and the concept of plot, itโ€™s a bad way to think about art.

30.07.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 899    ๐Ÿ” 187    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

Ken Henry
1๏ธโƒฃ admits offsets let fossil fuel corps keep polluting
2๏ธโƒฃ admits legislation wld stop fossil fuel dev
3๏ธโƒฃ pivots to ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บโ€™s emissions target
4๏ธโƒฃ omits tt ~80% of ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บโ€™s ๐ŸŒemissions is ff exports tt ongoing Coal+Gas approvals worsen
5๏ธโƒฃ proffers fake win-winโ€”meet target (excl ๐ŸŒemissions caused) & make $$๐Ÿฅณ

29.07.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

fucking Christ

29.07.2025 05:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 259    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That would have been a much more adorable movieโ€ฆ!

28.07.2025 09:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi, Iโ€™m a movie marine biologist. Iโ€™m about to be eaten by a shark.

Again.

28.07.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

This new discourse is pretty wild for someone who remembers the latter half of the '70s personally; watches mostly TV shows from the '60s; and watches LOTS of movies from the '30s to '50s; and has seen beaucoups evidence that grown men fucking 14-year-old girls was indeed taboo before the '90s.

27.07.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 95    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

My very shiny green dress is the exact same color as the green beetles flying all over San Diego.

All the boy beetles think I am a very large, very sexy girl beetle.

I have so many boyfriends. They just get very confused when they can't find my vagina.

26.07.2025 04:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 652    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Eh, Iโ€™m sticking with my โ€œproduced offspring successfully before dying of a dental abscessโ€ theory ๐Ÿ˜…

I actually donโ€™t know what percentage of people have wisdom teeth issues. Probably I could find outโ€ฆ

25.07.2025 04:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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