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Ronan Fitzgerald

@rmkf.bsky.social

Fiction writer. Also content designer.

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I could buy a chef's press or I could simply continue using a huge cast iron pot to weigh down a toasted cheese sandwich.

10.02.2026 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lalshah Grocers just off Hackney Road has every Indian cooking ingredient you need, but you will have to ask for it and then they have to go and find it in some tiny corner. All very friendly tho and I've never left without what I wanted.

09.02.2026 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"our business is different from a prison"

09.02.2026 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is Manchester United Football Club I'm talking about...

09.02.2026 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The beast within ourselves.

09.02.2026 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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😬

09.02.2026 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The minute we conceded the equaliser I knew we'd lose.

08.02.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I find myself thinking "the reaction to us going ahead was so bad" then realising how fucking mad that is as a thing to think, even though it's true.

08.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Think today might have made me Slot out. Feel increasingly like manager's nervousness about situation is dictating his decisions and style of play.

08.02.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Sky reacting here like City have gone six clear rather than six behind.

08.02.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Szobo I love you.

08.02.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"as the first Irishman to ever live in London, I can only recommend it"

08.02.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
RTÉ DG may have done me a favour with release - Tubridy Broadcaster Ryan Tubridy has said RTÉ Director General Kevin Bakhurst may have done him a favour when he released him from his contract following the payments controversy in 2023.

Love how he thinks, or wants others to think, that being an Irish person who moves to London and shares Instagrams at the Devonshire every week represents some deep spiritual rebirth.

08.02.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
I Wanna Be Yours
YouTube video by John Cooper Clarke - Topic I Wanna Be Yours

Sunday.

08.02.2026 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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An Irish politician somehow avoiding biscuits for 30 years feels like a Catholic priest saying they haven't consumed the flesh of Christ.

08.02.2026 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Matthew Rhys is a gloriously hammy villain in The Beast In Me.

07.02.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was quite curious as to what would happen with her and Crace when Labour got in, and I guess eventually they just sort of slinked into vaguely similar but more half-arsed 'criticism'. It's political writing on the level of complaining about the weather.

07.02.2026 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quite an angry song but that Dennis Edwards bassline makes 2pac's Hit Em Up a nice Saturday morning track.

07.02.2026 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She is a symptom.

07.02.2026 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was glad when people finally started criticising him, like to each their own but there are certain hyped writers that I dislike so much it is maddening and isolating to fear that nobody else feels the same.

07.02.2026 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mad how even in the one quote in the headline he manages to say something grammatically broken and stupid.

07.02.2026 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah very good fun. ended at 3am which felt like the point when he was just getting it going, but still a lot of fun.

07.02.2026 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Met a Scottish chap last night who'd got the train to London yday with his wife to see Underworld then immediately gone to Francois K afterwards. You have to respect the plan.

07.02.2026 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They eventually agreed to give me a different new hoover and agreed not to charge me the extra, also to collect the old one. I'll stand up and applaud when Gary Barlow does a piano cover version of Enter Sandman this Christmas.

07.02.2026 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching Francois K play some records tonight πŸ’ƒπŸ»

07.02.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🎯

06.02.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We don't have to respond.

06.02.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Absolutely. I thought watching Leinster recently as Sheehan came on he had a huge belly, not something you'd generally comment on but it was really noticeable. Also, Osborne just isn't a full back, he is not fast enough. Not many mentioning the absence of Catt.

06.02.2026 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's really worrying. The lack of ball carriers now also is glaring, besides Doris and maybe McCarthy really. Sheehan out of form and the rest invisible.

06.02.2026 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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