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Halloween sounds cassette tape featuring Dracula with his hand to his ear. Text and title reads 

PAPERBACK PARADISE PRESENTS

LISTENING TO THE
WOLF MAN
TAKE A PISS
AND OTHER DREARY DRAINERS

DRACULA IS A FREAK WHO LISTENS TO PISS AND THIS IS HIS PERSONAL LIBRARY OF ALL THE MONSTERS PISSING

Halloween sounds cassette tape featuring Dracula with his hand to his ear. Text and title reads PAPERBACK PARADISE PRESENTS LISTENING TO THE WOLF MAN TAKE A PISS AND OTHER DREARY DRAINERS DRACULA IS A FREAK WHO LISTENS TO PISS AND THIS IS HIS PERSONAL LIBRARY OF ALL THE MONSTERS PISSING

Track listing and copy reads: 

SIDE ONE: Wolfman's howling piss, Mummy's trickle piss, Creature's Piss Lagoon SIDE TWO: Frankenstein (huge piss warning), Invisible Man (ambient piss), skeletons crying cause they can't piss but really want to

This program is honestly a violation of trust. The parties involved did not know they were being recorded but thankfully monsters are not allowed in courtrooms so there will be zero charges pressed and all proceeds will go to Dracula. Maybe if you are rich for long enough you start doing fucked up shit like this. Yes, Dracula is rich.

Track listing and copy reads: SIDE ONE: Wolfman's howling piss, Mummy's trickle piss, Creature's Piss Lagoon SIDE TWO: Frankenstein (huge piss warning), Invisible Man (ambient piss), skeletons crying cause they can't piss but really want to This program is honestly a violation of trust. The parties involved did not know they were being recorded but thankfully monsters are not allowed in courtrooms so there will be zero charges pressed and all proceeds will go to Dracula. Maybe if you are rich for long enough you start doing fucked up shit like this. Yes, Dracula is rich.

10.10.2024 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2308    πŸ” 562    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 60

Hey, thanks! You're really cool too!

19.10.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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here's trans au fantastic four fanart i did #fantasticfour #fanart #trans

28.07.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Love this chapter detailing why my hometown was a shithole. No one EVER talks about Surrey.

10.10.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly might be the excuse I need to jump back.

09.10.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One thing I'll say about DC not only canceling Red Hood, but recalling the first issue and refunding stores for buying it, is that you can still get Neil Gaiman's work through them. They still work with Otto Schmidt. Eddie Berganza worked there for years AFTER the formation of a policy that no women

17.09.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6691    πŸ” 2553    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 54
Cover image for Contentment Corner S04E05. The image is a parody/homage to Soap Opera Digest, featuring characters and storyline teases from the episode.

Cover image for Contentment Corner S04E05. The image is a parody/homage to Soap Opera Digest, featuring characters and storyline teases from the episode.

S04E05 of our long-running comedic soap opera, Contentment Corner, entitled β€œMy Baby!,” is available now!

www.contentmentcorner.com

12.09.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Grabbed from the ARC shelf at the Powell's warehouse in Portland. Can't wait to read it!

26.08.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

21.08.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 22723    πŸ” 22135    πŸ’¬ 272    πŸ“Œ 336
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Happy Summer, Adventure Gamers!
It's time again for the #SteamSummerSale! If you're in the mood for some great story telling in the form of bite-sized adventure games, You're in luck! At STUPIDLY cheap prices up to 80% off, now is the perfect time to stock up!!
store.steampowered.com/developer/pi...

27.06.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please check it out, we haven't done one of these in quite a while.

23.06.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@damnyouwillis.bsky.social Been re-reading DoA from the first strip and god, i love this comic so much.

21.06.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want the melting Joyce head.

15.06.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The people who made the Yellow Devil boss fight should be in prison.

11.06.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A trans woman laments to her friend "I wanna do the casual, flirty thing Trans girls do with each other but I'm so bad at it..." Her friend says "you're so self-conscious. Most girls like the attention." The first woman says, with renewed vigor, "yeah, you're right. I'm just going to trust my instincts." Underneath the image of another trans woman online she writes "I am in love with you. This is not hyperbole. I love you. I love you."

A trans woman laments to her friend "I wanna do the casual, flirty thing Trans girls do with each other but I'm so bad at it..." Her friend says "you're so self-conscious. Most girls like the attention." The first woman says, with renewed vigor, "yeah, you're right. I'm just going to trust my instincts." Underneath the image of another trans woman online she writes "I am in love with you. This is not hyperbole. I love you. I love you."

10.06.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3095    πŸ” 333    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 34
A brown-haired woman is retrieving clothing from her dresser. Her partner, a black-haired woman with bangs asks her "are we in a typical lesbian relationship?" As the brown-haired woman extracts a green shirt from the dresser, she asks rhetorically "pfft, what even IS a typical lesbian relationship.?" The black-haired woman says "yeah, you're right, there's no such thing" as she puts on her round glasses. Her partner, now fully dressed comes up to her revealing they have accidentally put on clothing that makes them resemble Marcie and Peppermint Patty from Peanuts.

A brown-haired woman is retrieving clothing from her dresser. Her partner, a black-haired woman with bangs asks her "are we in a typical lesbian relationship?" As the brown-haired woman extracts a green shirt from the dresser, she asks rhetorically "pfft, what even IS a typical lesbian relationship.?" The black-haired woman says "yeah, you're right, there's no such thing" as she puts on her round glasses. Her partner, now fully dressed comes up to her revealing they have accidentally put on clothing that makes them resemble Marcie and Peppermint Patty from Peanuts.

07.06.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 16042    πŸ” 2189    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 51

Grabbed a copy of Magica Riot from the Cedar Hills Powells yesterday. Stoked to check it out.

07.06.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
King Boo(a round ghost with a crown) from Mario Kart World, driving a fancy car

King Boo(a round ghost with a crown) from Mario Kart World, driving a fancy car

It's cool that they let you play as Princess Diana in the new Mario Kart

07.06.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1126    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 10

a kid with lesbian parents will have to call one mom "mother" and the 2nd mom "earthbound"

06.06.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9663    πŸ” 3916    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 48

Sewiouswy.

01.06.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, no, that's the Homestar Runner Birdhouse. Some folks say it's a tewiffic afwete.

01.06.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
GALAXY: AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN  by Jadzia Axelrod and Rye Hickman

GALAXY: AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN by Jadzia Axelrod and Rye Hickman

I've been waiting so long to talk about this, and I finally got the go-ahead! GALAXY: THE PRETTIEST STAR is getting a sequel, GALAXY: AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN! The adventures of teen Galaxy continue, by me and the spectacular @ryehickman.bsky.social!

30.05.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1056    πŸ” 332    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 87
What We Left Behind: Looking Back At Star Trek: Deep Space Nine | FULL MOVIE | Documentary
YouTube video by Shout! Studios What We Left Behind: Looking Back At Star Trek: Deep Space Nine | FULL MOVIE | Documentary

What We Left Behind, the documentary about the making and impact of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is now free to watch on YouTube, if you fancy getting teary-eyed and overly emotional on a Friday morning. #StarTrek #DS9 www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u3W...

30.05.2025 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 336    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 20

The vader on fortnite thing really is the perfect indicator of the damage pop culture obsession and monetizing people's desire to point at something and say "I know that!" has caused

The future of entertainment is coming and the worst people you know are striving to make sure it's Ready Player One

18.05.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 298    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4
Art by Louie De Martinis

Art by Louie De Martinis

Art by Chris Fenoglio

Art by Chris Fenoglio

Art by Jake Bartok

Art by Jake Bartok

When I first set out to oversee IDW’s Star Trek comics, I had one mission: to redefine how this industry viewed the brand. Not just for the die-hard Trek nerds (hi, love you), but for all fans of character-driven, high-concept sci-fi. Comics fans. Trek fans. Everyone. πŸ––

13.05.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 346    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 9

This is appreciated, Maureen.

24.04.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...welp.

15.04.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 447    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 0
Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com

Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com

swanboy.com

17.09.2024 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1960    πŸ” 232    πŸ’¬ 304    πŸ“Œ 776
PANEL 1: MATTIE and JAYA sitting on their balcony. JAYA is looking at her phone. MATTIE is holding a book.
J: Pretty horrifying stuff out there, don't you think?
J: I'm just not sure what to do! 

PANEL 2: MATTIE holds up a book, with the cover facing her chest.
M: In times like these, I look to history. Nothing is unprecedented.
J: Mmm, very wise.

PANEL 3: JAYA throws her phone off the balcony.
J: Any pertinent excerpts? I'd love to read.

PANEL 4: MATTIE holds up the book, open, showing a dinosaur she's been coloring in, in a coloring book
M: I always thought this guy was pretty cool.

PANEL 1: MATTIE and JAYA sitting on their balcony. JAYA is looking at her phone. MATTIE is holding a book. J: Pretty horrifying stuff out there, don't you think? J: I'm just not sure what to do! PANEL 2: MATTIE holds up a book, with the cover facing her chest. M: In times like these, I look to history. Nothing is unprecedented. J: Mmm, very wise. PANEL 3: JAYA throws her phone off the balcony. J: Any pertinent excerpts? I'd love to read. PANEL 4: MATTIE holds up the book, open, showing a dinosaur she's been coloring in, in a coloring book M: I always thought this guy was pretty cool.

history lessons | patreon.com/lubchansky

14.04.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2083    πŸ” 263    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5
Beautiful Vishal Bharadwaj cover art featuring a stylized drawing of Michelle Yeoh as Philippa Georgiou. This cover image is the right half of a double cover. The left half was used on last week's Supplemental 51.

Beautiful Vishal Bharadwaj cover art featuring a stylized drawing of Michelle Yeoh as Philippa Georgiou. This cover image is the right half of a double cover. The left half was used on last week's Supplemental 51.

There is a certain type of Post Atomic Horror listener who loves to hear us suffer. This week's episode (Supplemental 52, featuring our coverage of the recent Section 31 movie) is for them. www.postatomichorror.com

14.04.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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