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@projectyl.bsky.social

i do puzzles and i startle easily (he/him, cool with they/them)

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I think I'm the only person who monitors the Spotify charts closely enough to notice a potentially huge single rising up the charts, it's almost in the top 50 and I'm curious to see how far it can go. Can find nothing about the artist, White Noise Radiance, I don't get how there's so little coverage

17.02.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 607    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 2

simultaneously a month and a century ago

16.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oregon Trail was a great game even though the graphics were a little buggy

14.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1191    πŸ” 177    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 7

i probably should have guessed they'd be on the ai train, one of the artifacts in their first set was basically a early 2010s precursor to amazon ai slop books

admittedly writing an entire real book would be a huge ask, but the answer to that is to *pick a project where you don't have to do that*

15.02.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ah heck, thank you for naming them, i had been considering giving them a try again after i did their first run way back when

15.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

14.02.2026 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12766    πŸ” 2961    πŸ’¬ 316    πŸ“Œ 265

i wish all of my fellow escape room gamemasters a happy "ill-advised first ever attempt at an escape room, just me and my partner, what do you mean two people probably isn't enough" day

15.02.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's one of the longest english words that strictly alternates between consonants and vowels, which in wordplay circles is regarded as Neat

12.02.2026 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

personally i think words that rhyme should be spelled the same but you do ewe

12.02.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from The Impossible Quiz, Question 7. THE ANSWER IS REALLY BIG.” the top left says β€œANSWER” in a really big font, top right says β€œREALLY BIG,” bottom left is an infinity symbol, and bottom right says β€œAN ELEPHANT.”

Screenshot from The Impossible Quiz, Question 7. THE ANSWER IS REALLY BIG.” the top left says β€œANSWER” in a really big font, top right says β€œREALLY BIG,” bottom left is an infinity symbol, and bottom right says β€œAN ELEPHANT.”

Help, Discord is asking me to verify my age by making me answer this???

10.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1562    πŸ” 321    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 6

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

08.02.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 17749    πŸ” 5388    πŸ’¬ 243    πŸ“Œ 253

my city has won a large game, and now many of its 'splodesters shall engage in 'splodesmanship

09.02.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob

08.02.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 535    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 6

an internet-famous person known for cussin' and violent comedy came to play one of our escape rooms tonight, along with his family

they were all super sweet and enthusiastic, and it was one of the most wholesome experiences i have witnessed in a while

the rare and prized Reverse Saget

08.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tune in next time, when i politely but firmly ask theseus to stop replacing bits of the escape room

02.02.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

after the team leaves, i go in, and it turns out that she had actually dropped a different key on accident

but she *had* found the more important key, and the other key drop happened while she was trying to decide the best way to communicate that

02.02.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

during the outro, through the wall, i hear the loud clatter of a key falling on the wooden floor of the room

"ah", i think, "she found it, and is cleverly signaling that to me so we don't have to break character"

02.02.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

during one particular game, i heard a player say something that indicated he might have accidentally pocketed an especially hard-to-replace key, so i messaged my coworker, "hey, after the game, prioritize making sure you have eyes on this key before the team leaves"

02.02.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the way one of our escape rooms is set up, after a successful escape, i'm congratulating and debriefing the team in character, while a coworker is in the room starting to reset things

02.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

epistemology nerds may enjoy the fact that i found myself in an honest-to-goodness real-life gettier problem at work last night

02.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my favorite part of any youtube sponsored segment about a dismal-looking mobile game is the part where they tell me that if i sign up in the next few days i'll get X amount of gems and Y amount of other currency

you know i haven't played the game

you know i have no context for how much that is

31.01.2026 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i cannot imagine a more foreboding sentence a team could have said pre-game than "chatgpt said you were the best escape room in the city"

my brother, my friend, chatgpt is for if you hate to think, and escape rooms are for if you like to think

the venn diagram is "O O"

31.01.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hey, remember that xkcd with the chart of movie references you could use to make someone feel old

that xkcd came out fifteen years ago

28.01.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
Preview
DEG on Steam A non-linear pure puzzle game where you solve various puzzles using logical reasoning. Explore unknown puzzles in the game world.

this game seems like it's going to be incredible for fans of griddy logicky stuff
even the demo is overstuffed, it took me seven hours to 100% it
store.steampowered.com/app/4044990/...

28.01.2026 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i dunno, seems like a hat on a hat to me

28.01.2026 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...huge if true?

25.01.2026 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there's only one letter's difference between escorts and esports
is... is that anything
did i help

24.01.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

also this is less universal but it's too bad i wasn't working the night commissioner thorsten integrity of learnedleague came to play, that would have been fun

23.01.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

years ago, ariana grande and her entourage came to play one of our escape rooms

and the person who gave their intro spiel was probably the one person in a three-block radius who had never heard of ariana grande

22.01.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i didn't realize i was applying for a call center job that would have involved talking to a lot of angry people

the interviewer tried to twist all my answers to sound terrible - looking back, she was testing if i'd be up for that kind of work, but at the time i just thought she was being awful

22.01.2026 08:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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