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she's not ready for spodestman

YouTube video by lotus safety inspector

someone on youtube has spent the past year regularly uploading quick little sketches made by modding celeste

i kind of love them, the comedic timing is absolutely perfect, especially the abrupt endings

here's one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1S3...

i like it when the things that bad people want to happen do not happen

i think it is neat

loved nee lambert on that

happy 60th birthday to st. louis's iconic gateway arch

The Gateway Arch: I'm Not Sure Why We Did That But Okay™

forty's a weird one
i'm still trying to wrap my head around it myself
welcome, get comfy

- dave grohl becomes ceo of nabisco
- luxembourg changes its name to "ultimate luxembourg"
- uh-oh, turns out bears have had venom this whole time
- tiktok gets really into word searches
- the next game of thrones book drops unannounced and yoda is in it

what a geologically fascinating mountain in the background
how did it get like that

you know it's going to be a good taskmaster episode when the podcast about it is noticeably longer than the episode itself

your fingers knew

decy is four units beyond sexy

i am updating my list of best post-blue's-clues things i am aware steve has done

the cameo video he did for the brown university puzzle hunt is now third, and the cover of tmbg's "dead" where he sounds shockingly similar to john linnell is now second

amazing but true:
the pyramids were built closer to the 80s than to the present day

scope creep is real

time to queue up the bit about being an astronaut who brought their wallet

i guess maybe blue jays are less defended by sea curses than albatrosses?

i do not know the rules of birds

on the one hand, i think it would be incredible if we finally made it into the world series

on the other, things famously did not go well the last time a mariner defeated a bird

i feel like we need to wait and see
maybe the thief needs the jewels because they contain hidden Conspiracy Clues
we'd all feel pretty silly then

they should make a new medal that you can only get by finding errors in the work of abel prize winners

call it the cain prize

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

get the star mario
it's right there
get it
get it mario
mario

big dumpurr

i hope everyone has a lovely spreadsheet day

may you appreciate the marvel and convenience of spreadsheets, this and every -7

sorry, i meant 0.5882352941176470

ugh where's the setting, how do i turn this off

it's important to get it right
you only get one shot at a moment like this
unless you want to get another shot at it
in which you can probably have one or more additional shots
probably nobody will stop you

wait how does he know that the first day of his middle age is when he is 43

has he consulted some sort of oracle

the more i think about it, the more impressed i am by miles o'brien

all the different aliens are so hard to tel aport

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

they just want them to hab it

that's actually a picture of the planet oranges (pronounced "or-ANG-us")