@cmf111.bsky.social
I don’t give a damn about my reputation and I don’t follow back 99.9999% of political accounts. 🎶 next we’re movin’ on🎶 yeah, me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuac2eghxf6zkiwmbt4lal2t/feed/aaabwrcwhhe5e
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06.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 24 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0call me crazy but i’ve never posted racist memes, befriended a pedophile, or went on an anti-trans rant but i guess i’m just a weirdo
06.02.2026 15:01 — 👍 121 🔁 12 💬 5 📌 0Killing a mocking bird sounds super easy tbh I dont think I need to read an entire book about it
06.02.2026 12:43 — 👍 112 🔁 30 💬 6 📌 0whelp nothing to do now except chew on tums with increasing frequency until i die
06.02.2026 05:15 — 👍 142 🔁 36 💬 7 📌 0I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
06.02.2026 19:32 — 👍 3620 🔁 661 💬 141 📌 23Excuse me I was told when I wake I shall have all the pretty little horses and I presently have zero horses
05.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 44 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0*a gentle breeze carries a napkin with unintelligible scribbles on it out a bus window*
“MY OEUVRE!” I cry.
I bet my life would be friggen baller if my name was Joey Hotdog
05.02.2026 01:45 — 👍 42 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0Happy birthday!!
06.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Me too.
06.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like my men like I like people in general, the fuck away from me
06.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 125 🔁 23 💬 11 📌 1my son says a farewell to arms is sad, of course it is, imagine losing your arms smh
06.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 63 🔁 18 💬 5 📌 0I’m pretty sure those buzzards want to be my friend.
06.02.2026 03:45 — 👍 71 🔁 30 💬 1 📌 1this season of American Horror Story is too much for me
06.02.2026 12:39 — 👍 46 🔁 28 💬 0 📌 0Some people have a trick knee; I can tell the storm’s a comin’ cause I feel it in my batwings
05.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 40 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0Doing a tour of the neighbourhood with my corpse tied to the back of a Roomba.
05.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 100 🔁 49 💬 5 📌 0If you break enough lava lamps, then yes. The floor is lava.
05.02.2026 20:54 — 👍 202 🔁 70 💬 3 📌 0Can we just skip ahead to the Fuhrerbunker suicides? I'm tired boss
13.01.2026 23:53 — 👍 66 🔁 19 💬 1 📌 0hot take but just being alive and housed shouldn’t be so fucking expensive.
05.02.2026 01:41 — 👍 116 🔁 24 💬 3 📌 0Hot take: not everyone deserves kindness
05.02.2026 03:53 — 👍 27 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 1You must learn all the dance moves to Thriller if you wanna sleep in my bed. Costumes preferred but not required.
05.02.2026 12:50 — 👍 131 🔁 38 💬 23 📌 0Sure I’m an influencer, if bad influence counts.
01.01.2025 17:20 — 👍 87 🔁 37 💬 5 📌 1Strange tuning on cheap strings.
06.02.2026 13:35 — 👍 25 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0This is LOVE, baby don’t hurt me, no mo.
06.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0you come here once a quarter just to make fun of me 😂
06.02.2026 18:58 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Long ago, in a time before everyone was tired of everything
06.02.2026 04:52 — 👍 110 🔁 41 💬 5 📌 1What is love, if not the prettiest word for ruin?
06.02.2026 04:57 — 👍 52 🔁 16 💬 6 📌 0unlike crypto, your deposits into the sperm bank always remain liquid
06.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 186 🔁 44 💬 7 📌 1[interrupting my opponent during rap battle] That’s not grammatically correct
06.02.2026 05:03 — 👍 469 🔁 75 💬 9 📌 4I miss getting stoned and going nonverbal, now I can’t stfu
06.02.2026 06:19 — 👍 114 🔁 22 💬 3 📌 0
