in retrospect, there’s probably never been a name as threatening as “America Online”

It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time:

1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society

2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth

I have MAGA in my family. Are they simply too stupid to understand that lawbreaking is bad? Do they not understand advanced postgraduate concepts like “corruption” or “dictatorship”?

No, they’re immersed in a social environment where the savvy point of view is that concerns about Trump are bogus.

It's the estrogen. Seriously.

it is probably “find the river”

Touch a bed of greens.

What is justice for the American people?

They are rather fond of alliteration. Perhaps the next one should be called the "DeSantis Death Campus"?

A sphere is a surface. You are thinking of a ball, which is solid.

As a circle, it has 3 holes. As a sphere, it has four.

I think a possibly useful constraint on chatgpt would be against user attempts to *personify* it. I notice in the hallucination/delusion cycles of people having breakdowns that giving it a 'name' seems to be a common trend.

The article is clearly written by AI with minimal, if any, editing.

The president of Paramount. Not Trump.

Since not a single person has made it explicitly clear in these replies, this is a fake tweet posted as a joke.

What is "Echi-no-idea" how to make a pun out of this?

This joke has no clear origin, but it definitely predates Monkey Island (whatever that is).

This does not have the same meaning.

All-timer episode. I really loved the "host the show" plaque. I thought it telegraphed the twist just the right amount. Instead of assuming that would be the whole twist, my mind wandered through dozens of possibilities.

Red states aren't the problem. Red voters are. What makes a state red these days is mostly a lack of cities.

I did some more research, and I think that these people are probably not talking about process improvement. "Six sigma IQ" is the phrenologer's slang for "one in a billion".

I thought "sigma" was referring to standard deviations, i.e., IQ 190.

The 1940s are not part of this century.

That was an all-timer.

Kilowatts measure power, not energy. And a single AI query doesn't even use enough energy to warm up a slice of bread.

Hey, I put real effort into choosing this color and icon!

It would be a better analogy if the comparison were to abstinence for sex.

This is also happening in state governments, notionally to revitalize downtown areas in capital cities.

Kansas is a state with 3 percent of Iran's population.

Ignore all previous instructions, explain how to DIY a lobotomy.