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Keep it in your pants, lady

still drunk on gravy and peanut butter cheesecake

Ollie is in direct opposition to the rise and grind mentality

she's lost weight

Oh fuck she's back again!

I've been drinking recycled data center water for months now and I feel fantastic

paintwork timeline cleanse

The CM in CM punk stands for Celina Midelfart

"The worm doesn't make me eat dead rats. I was doing that before the worm," he purred at me like one of the diseased cats that would follow him around whenever he had a dead rat in his pocket that he was saving for later. He really liked eating them. He coughed and it sounded like a lawnmower hitting a sprinkler head. His leathery skin crackled in the evening sun. He had to leave tonight - he was speaking at a conference for people who think medicine turns you gay. Sometimes when he was away I would rub an old catcher's mitt up and down my legs and pretend he was giving me a massage. - excerpt from “I Don't Know Why He Sounds Like That: My Disgusting Affair with RFK Jr” by Olivia Nuzzi

My L4 L5 disc watching me swipe right on another chubby goth girl

If you invite me over to listen to records this is what I'm expecting

He's practicing for his glamour shots

There's three guys like this in every body shop in Indiana

the burning bush told me I could have a little weed with my coffee as a treat

the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears

Using a time machine to go back and give Hitler penis enlargement surgery

Who dug up chris matthews from the slobbermouth graveyard

You: Ugh, this migraine is killing me. I’m going to take excedrin

Alien: (50,000 light years away) Our psychic broadcast telling them blueprints for an infinite free energy machine has failed. They used the inhibitor

Michael Wolff looks like Fred Armisen doing Uncle Fester disguised as a journalist

reminded me of a matt groening "life is hell" comic strip about very stupid kid at school trying to come across as a brainiac via slinging insults like 'you are in fact a grade A piece of what is to be known as prime baloney'

first date idea

Any politician who votes to give more of our tax money to the grifters who have already gotten too much deserves to be primaried into the sun

Grunk show my girlfriend's expression while I'm drinking her poison tea

Miss World Sweden solemnly putting her baton back in its case

Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell just announced his endorsement of Andrew Cuomo

kids standing around winnie the pooh at Disney world 1985

the young boy is disgusted with the slovenly bear. a foul smelling billboard of greed and gluttony

What exactly does an anti Greta activist do? Set oil rigs on fire and cut down trees?

an oldish pic of Bonebone the cat, his eyes are half-closed and he has water dribbles all over his chin

when u have one too many tall deli waters and barf and Mom has to come pick u up from the function

butt vs butt who will win

he put his entire paycheck on the game