Of course not, yall are the bad guys in Mighty Ducks right?

But David Hogg was mean about it :(

But are you ok adjusting your drug use to be more pathetic, focused on clinging to an idealized version of youth and manliness?

“I put on the emo music and now I feel depressed” yeah that was the point just keep vibing.

I’m not sure why this scam text cracked me up so much, but I can’t stop laughing at the implication that the government sends mandatory social security screening questions via texts with clickbait headlines.

I had a peloton in the background of my video call setup during covid and I had to switch to blurred background because I was so tired of EVERY meeting starting with small talk about the bike.

#NeverBunt

Committing to the bit >>> ethical consistency

As an elder millennial I live in constant fear of accidentally hearing a Machine Gun Kelly song

Gonna do squats today to celebrate

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

This was before the tariffs. This administration is creating generational damage that we will never recover from.

Bill Burr has a great bit about realizing his hecklers were just fans in denial. “You just referenced 5 of my bits, ask for your autograph and go”.

Confession: I saw $TSLA was tanking and immediately logged into twitter for the first time in months.

Cover page: MEMORANDUM OF LAW IN SUPPORT OF PETITIONER'S MOTION TO COMPEL RESPONDENTS TO RETURN PETITIONER TO THIS DISTRICT

NEW: Mahmoud Khalil's motion to force ICE to return him to New York: "His very arrest and detention were in retaliation for Mr. Khalil’s constitutionally protected advocacy on behalf of Palestinian human rights." www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...

The real flex here is having a yard

He’s a third string catcher, let him get those jersey sales.

That’s not a theory, that’s an observation @acollierastro.bsky.social

Love this new brand of republican that’s against personal freedom and also sucks at the economy.

Microwave it

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Yeah! Yeah.

So fortunate that all the best bands ever happened to be popular while I was going through puberty

@eve6.bsky.social this question has me in a blender

Get me in on that overwatch train

“If you break a nazi’s arm, they have one less arm to do nazi stuff with”

Did someone in the Bears organization anger a witch ten years ago?

Does BlueSky have Fantasy Football folks? Need to pick three players for 2 flex + 1 superflex spot, half PPR:

- Montgomery
- DJ Moore
- Mooney
- JuJu
- Worthy
- Caleb Williams
- Cooper Rush

Leaning Monty + DJ + Caleb but it’s close.