Stefan

I won’t be the first or last person to say this. But “a footlong from subway could not inflict bodily harm” is some real famous last words shit

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

Hello sir, I-*briefcase full of body parts falls open*.

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

All our dads had it right making chili. It’s super easy, hard to mess up, you can do a million different variations of it, turn leftovers into other meals, you can call it your “famous chili” even if you just made normal chili. Incredible invention, the food of myths and legends.

This mf destroyed homeless' camps with his own hands.

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game

*Democrats run centrists three elections in a row*

Centrists: We need to run a centrist. That's the solution

screenshot of a Justin Klugh tweet from October 28, 2015: JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight

🤼

"Here is No Why" has evolved into my favorite after always being the "song between two singles" on the album.

I’m back with all of my bad ideas

Deadman stays winning

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

Aminata/Hayter (which I didn’t know was an option u til the match right now. ) I want Willow in the title scene so can’t pick her and Harley. Lotta rough teams to start here though.

1. Keep
2. Keep
3. Kick
4.keep

why is it called a nazi tattoo and not a kampf stampf

so it looks like Ohtani will be on a plane to Toronto after all

Andrade is an independent contractor, WWE trying to lock him up from working for a year after releasing him is truly nasty, even by their awful standards

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1. Leaning Kick, but close.
2. Keep
3. Keep
4. Kick

Citizen warning me about a heinous crime in my neighborhood

Some horrifying mockup of Tark Skubal to make his face look like a tiger

The Tiger guy from Thundercats

what no foreskin does to a mf

*Except Columbus, the city they cannot run away from fast enough

Fell asleep while eating a sub in my medbed and my body has undergone a transformation that can only be described as "Mike's Way"

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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Thanks for the heads up and for standing on business always.

the absolute dumbest thing cleveland ever did was complain about losing the browns. they were free from this madness. but they demanded "we want a cleveland browns" and then what happened? whammo, they got another cleveland browns