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If you don’t want to read Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein together by candlelight whilst sharing dark chocolate and a vintage bottle of Château Margaux in an abandoned castle on the Irish coast during a full moon, then please don’t tell me you’re “down for a good time.”

Jacob Rees-Mogg like Rishi Sunak has registered all his assets in tax havens, because they don't 'belong' to him in the UK they aren't taxed here.

So his tax bill is negligible, he doesn't need to leave to dodge tax.

This con needs to be stopped.

18.00 OPENHEIMMER ALL HOURS It's been a funny day. I cam up the deadliest known weapon known to all of mankind. I said to Granville that "Now I had bbbbbbbebbbecome dddddddeath". There was an almighty bang and I thought that was the end. Turned out to be that damned till.

Christmas is being cancelled, brought to you by the same people who believe in chemtrails and that Nigel Farage is Jesus.

a man in a suit stands in front of a cartoon drawing of a rainbow and a sun Alt: a man in a suit stands in front of a cartoon drawing of people dancing in front of a rainbow and a sun

Can you imagine a world where AI has to pay a doink load of money to struggling authors?

If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.

"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."

Thought we'd brighten a rainy Saturday with some Art Crimes: Manchester City Edition

Full-color image of the Cathedral of Barcelona, composed on a typewriter by Montserrat Alberich Escardívol. Image from WikiMedia.

Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.

the entirety of the british press talked themselves into believing this woman is trans based almost entirely on JK Rowling's judgement of the athlete's appearance.

Where's your fucking poppy?

Hey, right-wing reactionaries, I find woke scolds fucking annoying cunts too. It didn't turn me in to a nazi, bitch.

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I adore cats

Chicago is so great and I miss living there so much. It's only scary to racists.

Nigel Farage Says Minimum Wage Should Be Cut for Young People The Reform leader said cutting the minimum wage for young people would boost business, as he attacked plans to raise taxes on the wealthy

Nigel Farage, who has so far registered a total of £280,500 for four hours a month as a "brand ambassador" for a company selling gold bars, thinks a £10 an hour minimum wage for young people is too high bylinetimes.com/2025/11/03/n...

I am alarmed, but not because of your post. I've just been permanently alarmed since 2016.

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

This year for Halloween, I’m going to go dressed as someone who’s tired and simply wants some precedented times.

A tweet from 2017 which reads “Very sad to hear about Piers Morgan. Nothing's happened to him, l'm just very sad to hear about him.”

This was one of my most popular tweets.

how likely is it that the migrants deported to third countries are being sold into slavery or forced labor?

if you don't know anything about this issue, don't reply, please.

Will people get a grip and realise just how close to fascism we are in this country?

Park Lane rough sleepers targeted by TfL in £113k crackdown Rough sleepers are told they will be removed and pointed toward Westminster Council's outreach teams.

Call me naive but why not, in partnership with housing charities or org, spend that money cracking down on the circumstances that made them homeless in the first place? That money could be spent accommodating people instead of dehumanising them

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I really want them to score a couple of hilarious own goals in the second half.

A black and white illustration of a fettered Jacob Marley from Dickens' A Christmas Carol - Arthur Rackham

“You are fettered," said Scrooge, trembling. "Tell me why?"
"I wear the chain I forged in life," replied the Ghost. "I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I wore it.”

👻Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol #BookWormSat
🎨Arthur Rackham

Both the Conservative Party and the Labour Party are dying and the cause is the same.

They do what their billionaire donors want, and people don't want to vote for that.

Do you know how desperate you have to be to attempt a small boat crossing to get here TWICE? From the home of pâtisserie to the home of Gregs?? Give him indefinite leave to remain. He's done enough

Zack Polanski has said the Green Party would be open to a Referendum on the Royal Family.

Do you want a Referendum so we can vote to get rid of this monstrosity?

insanely silly question but:

i need to rehome a guinea pig very soon, do any of my twin cities folks want a very lovely little potato guy or know someone who might?

she's really sweet and well behaved, but some stuff's come up and we can't keep her anymore

The veneration of Books As Objects misses the point entirely. If you're reading a book, turn the corners down, break the spine, spill soup on it. It's your book, go nuts. A pristine, unread book is a tragedy in a way that a beloved, much-read book that looks like the dog's been at it could never be.

If your timeline is full of cars travelling very fast that's zoom scrolling