“it girl of skeeting”

literacy is a degenerative disease. every idea you absorb through your eyes damages your crown chakra, quieting the Voice of God and its constant stream of simple life hacks

(To my date) yeah my job right now is playing chess with the antagonist as a metaphor

Luigi Mangione’s manifesto does something truly groundbreaking in the genre: it is edited for brevity

everything that comes out makes him more sympathetic because this is the consequence of creating anti social alienated men and giving them enough education to parse out their position in the class war.

It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't

Luigi Mangione left his mark….sign spotted in Chicago

grappling with the implications of The Claims Adjuster turning out to be a hot Italian tech bro gym rat who went to Penn, seems to have had a pretty gnarly back injury, retweets anti-woke nonsense, and has read not one but two books by Steve-O

gavin newsom v. RFK jr cage match i need it

Everyday of my life, it’s called focal epilepsy

what? no love for the #MakeMuskBulimic plan?

Here's what we know so far: [recites all of recorded history]

all i’m saying is it could be an effective way to prevent him from accepting a cabinet position

give me 10 min in a nordstrom rack dressing room with musk and he’ll leave with a DSM-5 level eating disorder

Hope nobody got too attached to their food safety standards.

Suicide Prevention is a very important cause to me and based on multiple skeets on my skyline:

📞 988 - National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (has text chat, too)

🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Lifeline - 877-565-8860

🏳️‍🌈 Trevor Project - 866-488-7386

Or if you are in immediate danger go to the closest emergency room.

watching the election results come in is like watching toxic paint dry

halfway between bravery & cowardice in posting the screenshot of this draft

When linguists say “Your command of language allows you to construct statements never before uttered in the history of humanity,” this is precisely what we’re talking about.

Microsoft one drive SUCKS

This hits like a freight train

i told y’all! no one wanted to hear it but i told u!

i love that i only know i can order more free covid tests when someone i follow on social media is like "heads up! go to the usps website today!" a robust public health infrastructure modelled on "McRib Is Back"

square neck is out. sweetheart is in.

i want to speak to you in whistle form only

moo deng with “what is the charge? Eating. Meal? A succulent Chinese meal?” Over it and it’s funny bcos moo deng is kind of yelling