Bea Kaye

Families experience was good. Food was delicious besides the chips and salsa (I personally did not care for them) we got the hot dogs (that were loaded) and fries, and chicken tanga- street taco which was very good, service was nice and good as well. Bring your own ranch dressing lol

White women should be banned from leaving reviews

The hot dog menu was for babies, bitch

A photo of a menu showing Quesabirria tacos for $12.25

To be fair I was still in bed with the menu to a new taco place

I am already trying to decide how to make a burrito shaped cinnamon roll and you tell me Guy Fieri won't bless my montechongo

Really need to invent the monte cristo breakfast chimichanga

Speaker 1: Quesabirria Combo! Speaker 1: Side of birria soup for dunking Speaker 2: Im not getting tacos now? Speaker 1: Oh right Speaker 1: For later Speaker 2: It 915 am Speaker 1: It feels like 1030 at night

The struggle is real after 45

Uhhhhhh even the Vengaboys is from when we were in college. Our zeitgeist is bullshit because it was meme'd maybe

If you can't be a vintage Nazi from Germany, homemade is fine

#relatable

SMASH MOUTH RIP

I see we are no longer a birthday-wish-honoring society

Well, now you know why Rob Schneider's daughter drinks

Because it is my birthday,,, frog

Jesus is definitely using them wings as a saddle

Me, nervously looking at my to-do checklist:

☑️ Remove Nazi Tattoo
☑️ Delete hurtful comments about gay kids
☑️ Avoid working for Blackwater
✅️ Run for Senate

"I definitely don't have executive dysfunction!"

I don't have a screencap but I will always remember the Tumblr story of someone asking their stage manager who the headlining act was and him responding "Some fucking kids band, I dunno" and it was Imagine Dragons

When will our heroes, Imagine Dragons, play "Radioactive" to unite us all against evil doctors with octopus arms perhaps

I'm giving this a 9/10 just for scale reasons

*bee gees voice*
white ladies, white ladies
we don't want your diet

......am I the only one who does not give a shit about Kyle Ron and whether he gets a special lil' movie?

If you are legitimately unable to see this photo then I'm so sorry. On the back of a flatbed trailer parked near Mount Rushmore National Monument is a 'chainsaw art' sculpture of Jesus Christ riding a Pegasus. The literal Sheriff's office stopped traffic today to let these folks take a photo of their wooden Jesus sculpture in front of Mt. Rushmore, and I don't even know if I'm mad. This is the most South Dakota thing I have seen that didn't involve shooting someone's dog. Someone dreamt this up and then followed through with it. "Jesus Christ, riding a Pegasus," they said, as they looked at whatever fallen tree stump caused this to happen. "I swear, he should be carrying a sword," they probably also said because in-fucking-deed if Jesus H. Christ on a Pegasus isn't also swinging a goddamn sword in this sculpture. "At least it's not A.I.," I think to myself. The bar has never been so fucking weird. If you can chainsaw art a facetious religious statue and get local cops to block national park traffic for it, you have won. You have won even if you heard that Jesus would return on a white horse and thought "A pegasus. Got to be" and then made this in earnest. I mean this statue is almost three times the height of the pickup truck pulling it. It is HUGE. Again, for the visually impaired, imagine a piece of wood that has been sculpted into an estimated 20-foot tall statue of Jesus Christ, riding on the back of a pegasus that is galloping with its front legs up, and Jesus has his right arm raised with a sword, and also he looks scared. The pegasus looks determined, but Jesus looks confused, if not anxious. Also Jesus is barefoot and I assume riding bareback like a gangster

"The Pennington County Sheriff's Office assisted with traffic control today up in Keystone. Dahl’s Chainsaw Art created an amazing statue and they were able to get great pictures in front of Mt. Rushmore."

YouTube video by Janelle Monáe - Topic Sally Ride

Here's track 2 for you.

Mary J Blige in an orange-and-pink glittery top and matching head scarf, blonde, moisturized, unbothered, no more drama ✌️🪷❤️ from her Instagram 14 weeks ago

ANYWAY here's Mary J at 54! Have yourself a Mary day

Mary J. Blige | No More Drama (Official Music Video) Music video by Mary J. Blige performing No More Drama. (C) 2002 Geffen Records

Here's track one on the birthday playlist please

www.maryjblige.com/videos/no-mo...

Stephen Miller can eat my shit Racism ages ya and I look good for closer to 50 than 35

Happy 46th! No filter just daylight

If we are still doing tattoo discourse than Batman > The Punisher in terms of white boy vigilantism, I guess

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 💕🥳

Puppy mover monorail

Ooooo baby do you know what that's worth? Ooooo heaven is a place on earth

It's holy gourd season y'all

He thinks he has Bloomberg money 🥰 It's adorable

Also I'm pretty sure it'll count as Fair Use and it's bizarrely American to imply there's a copyright on a presidential speech of any sort