hypnagogic event horizon

We're horseposting post your horses.

lozenge?

Dialed.gg score from my first time playing. It says 44.32/50.

This is fun.

This spider gave their old passport to Bigfoot so he could finally move to Canada.

This spider wore a mocap suit to establish character for Kratos' beard.

This spider remembers when you could buy a chocolate bar for 15 cents.

This spider would give me good advice about managing type two diabetes.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy yes

Knot going to share?

dateamonster on tumblr: "messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils." #ungodly screeching

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rhyme is important
But scansion is too

How Baby #1: The First Day Today my husband went back to work, leaving me alone with Momo for the first time in over five months. I was prepared. This is the first of hopefully many comics I’m tentatively calling ‘How Baby’,…

For anyone in a family way, or just finding themselves with children around, I cannot recommend How Baby enough.
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Reading it literally sparked conversations in my house about parental duties and our goals.

r/analytics • IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

me

Kevin Smith tweet from 2009: Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.

happy Valentine’s Day ❤️❤️

I think we should nod and said to each other, "It will happen soon."

I think we should write it in emails. I think we should write it in papers. I think we should write it on walls.

And we should say, "It will happen soon." A prayer with one breath, a promise with a million.

I have to imagine that the video felt so poorly editted due to a lot of things (they had to cancel the dock party due to heat I suspect, lower budget, etc) but one hopes they all sat him down like, "Y'all you have adult ADHD, here's some help." I hope.

I feel like this has the exact same energy btw, except it's "the best way to become the person known for doing the weirdly specific thing is to consistently keep doing the weirdly specific thing"

A tweet from the RNC that says Ilhan Omar threatened Trump when all she said was they execute pedophiles in Somalia.

Ilhan Omar said they execute pedophiles in Somalia and Republicans were like "WHY ARE YOU THREATENING TRUMP?"

“hugging” is incredibly dark. someone needs to figure out what’s going on in new mexico. whatever it is, it isn’t good

The Internet has not been kind to him but he's clearly struggling.

If someone was addressing a room of people and searching for an example of something inborn and finite and said "emotional love" and "cognitive load capacity", how would you feel?

"Direct action gets the goods."

I just felt the vibe of the universe and put it into words .

It's going to happen soon.

You don't think I can make a pun about throwing stars? Sure I can.

Josuke nendoroid

Ceasar Zeppeli nenderoid

Dio nenderoid

Joseph nenderoid

Moving sale!! Selling my JoJo nenderoids, box and accessories all included, $50/ea shipped, $125 for the lot.

Hormonal changes do make it worse.