Milo de Venus

Sounds to me like the sharpest knife in the drawer.

You are a zillion percent correct.

My doctor's notes:
Mental Status: He is oriented to person, place, and time.

Why is he wearing a merkin on his chin?

A mid-life crisis typed out on a keyboard. He should talk to a therapist.

That, also.

He is not stupid. He is fulfilling the highest commandment of MAGA, pissing off the libs.

Based on recent articles I thought might be good reading, I started to think about resubscribing to
The Atlantic. This is why I won't.

Go watch the Cotton Bowl 3 years ago. Tulane can ball.

Don't trust anyone over thirty, irl.

I'm sorry. What happened to Cheryl Hines in this whole narrative? I don't actually care about her, but isn't infidelity a thing??

So DOGE fired the pool cleaners>>algae grew in pool>>clearly Biden's fault.

He's a pretty shitty law school dean, too. The "The Judge Paul Pressler School of Law" dean, to be exact.

They do NOT know how to operate a mirror.

I'm sure they were explicit.

You are a Quisling.

Recovered at the 30. Short of first down. Turnover on downs. Except, you know, it's the Saints. FRG.

That's what I thought 🤔

The only ideal condition a boat can travel from Venezuela to Puerto Rico in four hours is if the boat is in an airplane.

Every accusation is a confession....

So, she is saying that first the Picadors have their way, then the Banderillas take their turn, and only then does the Matador have his way? Eww.

aka nutpicking

When he says: "Thank you for talking to me" he betrayed his lack of skills in the English language. He meant to say: "Fuck you and your kind."

Then there is John Kander, William Goldman and James Goldman together at camp.

It's always projection.

💕

83 souls, most of them children.

JFK, Jr.'s been dead even longer and..........

Apparently not sexually abusing your own children is a nearly impossible standard. I cannot compute this level of depravity.

Rough calculations of 38,000 patients x 365 pills per year x $.25/pill = 3.5 million dollars per year to make the drug. The revenues are billions per year or 1000 times the cost of production.

What happened to his pinkie?