gator. girl.

Omg it finally happened! My standard initial Wordle play was the word!

Good job!

🧅🥪🧅🥪🧅🥪

*The president is all powerful and can fire civil servants, impound spending, redirect money and deploy troops despite numerous constitutional and legal restrictions but he can't spend emergency money for food stamps set aside specifically for shutdowns* is all-time amazing messaging.

“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess...”

How awkward is Christmas going to be, right?

I’m mean I’m speechless. Duke of Windsor could never.

This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.

Babe he’s not hinting at anything. It’s out in the open.

See the issue is that Trump ran on releasing on the Epstein files, and Bondi said she had them sitting on her desk ready to go, and then Elon Musk tweeted that Trump was in them and they were suddenly deemed a hoax and Ghislaine was moved to a spa prison, so you can understand the fresh intrigue

They have to have a backup plan to the "dangerous immigrants" narrative. They have one. They've literally created a "terrorist group" out of thin air. I mean, you can't be having free and fair elections with "enemies from within," like the "Antifa Terrorist" group running around. It's a pretext.

To BRAG about how easy it is for the world's most powerful military to bring any civilian community in America to its knees is to exhibit SUCH CONTEMPT for America and its people that I can only presume Miller is so shoutingly self-righteous here because he NEEDS everyone to MISS how fascist this is

The president said, in a televised speech, that he's sending his new, less restrained, more violent military into US cities to practice their brutality on immigrants and minorities, to better train them to apply that brutality to other countries.

He said this out loud.

Section 1. Antifa as a Terrorist Threat. Antifa is a militarist, anarchist enterprise that explicitly calls for the overthrow of the United States Government, law enforcement authorities, and our system of law. It uses illegal means to organize and execute a campaign of violence and terrorism nationwide to accomplish these goals. This campaign involves coordinated efforts to obstruct enforcement of Federal laws through armed standoffs with law enforcement, organized riots, violent assaults on Immigration and Customs Enforcement and other law enforcement officers, and routine doxing of and other threats against political figures and activists. Antifa recruits, trains, and radicalizes young Americans to engage in this violence and suppression of political activity, then employs elaborate means and mechanisms to shield the identities of its operatives, conceal its funding sources and operations in an effort to frustrate law enforcement, and recruit additional members. Individuals associated with and acting on behalf of Antifa further coordinate with other organizations and entities for the purpose of spreading, fomenting, and advancing political violence and suppressing lawful political speech. This organized effort designed to achieve policy objectives by coercion and intimidation is domestic terrorism.

Trump's Executive Order on Antifa is written such that someone recording masked agents snatching people off the streets, or asking these agents what they're doing, can be deemed a "terrorist."

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

Imagine weaponizing the Justice Department to chase phantom crimes against your political opponents… then punishing prosecutors for not making them up. That’s not America, that’s authoritarianism.

This is a US president *cheering on* the silencing of voices he does not like.

It’s hard to think of anything more profoundly unAmerican.

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

Gobsmacked. Although at this point I suppose I shouldn’t be.

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.

This is not a joke. This is not normal.

Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

well she did not consider pedophilia inappropriate so what does this even mean

😲 I’m glad y’all are ok!

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

Oh noooo if only the floor would open up!

Good for you! I’m sure it was fabulous as per usual.

Masked agents of the state are removing random people off the streets into unmarked cars while saying “liberals ruined the country.”

I never want to hear anyone who supports MAGA claim to believe in freedom ever again.

Taking photos and video of law enforcement officers performing their duties in public is our constitutional right.

This includes police, FBI, National Guard troops, ICE agents, and other government officials.

No problemo, many of the inmates at her location work on a nearby college campus, so naturally no one should be concerned about her proximity to thousands of teens who just went out into the world on their own.

Our timeline definitely has the worst Kennedy.