Laundry Ghost 🧺 👻

Headline: “RFK is going to shave years off your life!!”
Me: you promise?

It’s like an anime entirely acted and directed by Tommy Wiseau
Big “ oh hi nee-chan” energy wtf

Zero surprise here

But then why does she say “marry a woman” at the beginning. Would “marry a man” make more sense or adding “why would a man “ first.
I’m literally putting more thought into this than the person who made it 🤦🏻

The AI piss filter strikes again
And it fucked up speech bubble so the woman is saying all this.

God this is absolutely the energy I’m here for

Rawdogging boredom TikTok’s are just videos of people sitting in time out essentially. You’re putting yourself in time out. That’s it

So far the color palette of Tomb Raider Anniversary is basically this:

Replaying Tomb Raider: Anniversary and dear gods, it’s a descent game but the look of it is like being trapped in a winter slush puddle with a few bright bits of litter occasionally thrown in.

Came here just for this

Dollar General, thank you for another amazingly strange gay af find. Pink lip gloss and mascara winky Santa blanket

When you do come back and tell us lol

Captive audience? Hostage to their monologue?

Faendal the pantless follower in Skyrim just went ballistic at some giants and I got turned into an astronaut…again.

Taylor Swift is just KISS for white women at this point, huh?

When the Trump Don starts investigating JP Morgan

Third ace here, can confirm as well.

This is so so disgustingly typical of research into Bi+ people that I’m not even remotely surprised.

The cow / bear level is back in the new katamari Damacy game 💀😭😭

The smell coming off trump took him tf out

Plz if you work remote phone help, please for the love of god stop putting ppl on speaker so you sound like you’re shouting at them from inside a cave while a ton of trucks and nascar zoom around outside ok?

Holy shit I forgot she existed

picture of dick cheney and it has a morrowind text window saying "with this character's death, the thread of prophecy is restored. The weave of fate is stronger than ever, you've no need to persist in the doomed world they have created."

inspired by @dialacina.com

I found out dick Chaney is dead because a friend sent me this

Get a mod that makes animals poo. Collect the poo, take poo collection to the top of the tallest mountain. Place it in one huge mound. Fus Roh Dah the giant mound of poo off the highest mountain so it rains down below.