Max

Opinion | Actually, don’t let them eat cake

Have a good fourth quarter. What do you use the 14x10 grid for?

Taking a goal away from Washington tips the game in favor of Louisville because the expected goal margin before the game was less than one.

I miss when companies used to take shots at each other in commercials. You’d see a commercial for spaghetti sauce as a kid and it would be Prego calling mom a straight up dumbass for getting Ragu

The Democrats need to guarantee pardons for anyone who interrupts an ICE raid. Right now.

Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

Ta-Nehisi Coates said in the Ezra Klein interview that racism is phrenology or eugenics. I thought that was such a smart thought. I haven't stopped thinking about it.

L.L. Cool Bean

While we were celebrating our victories over Cheney and Cuomo, ICE was plotting their raid of a daycare.

Vote for Zohran to drive a stake into Dick Cheney's heart.

spiky graph with a polynomial best fit line arcing to a zenith of around 85% for Toronto and culminating in a drop to 0%.

Here's my WPA graph for Game 7.

The area under the best fit line (Toronto's approximate cumulative win probability as a percentage of the total area) is 71.58% (7,086.39/9,900; 99 plate appearances * 100).

cops are so evil dawg

YouTube video by Frank Watkinson On melancholy hill , Gorillaz cover ish.

For the Jays out there tonight:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OvC...

Biggest hit of the series in terms of win probability added (48.9%). Second was Freeman's 18th inning GW HR (33.4%).

This baseball is bingling.

I'm shaking almost too hard to type. I entered SLC airport and heard screams and cries for help. I could see people gathered around, watching. I sped over to discover this woman face down on the floor, four grown men pushing her down, while she cried "HELP ME" and pled for her child.

Paul Walter Houser in "Black Bird" (AppleTV) is amazing. Going to shave burnsides for Halloween. "H/JACK" and "The Lost Bus" are also great.

CNN is using that staged footage of their reporter Clarissa Ward on October 7th in TV commercials for their subscription service. Looks like they're going to keep up the lie no matter what.

privatization is autocratic

get rid of billionaires and the crisis becomes a party

AND SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY
APPLE CAARR

🎵 Dead, I am the rat
Feast upon the cat
Tender is the fur
Dying as you purr 🎵

This strikes me as pretty bad

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

The closest distance between MLB playoff teams in blue states:
LAD to SD
The closest distance between MLB playoff teams in red states:
DET to CLE
The farthest distance between MLB playoff teams in blue states:
BOS to LAD
The farthest distance between MLB playoff teams in red states:
PHI to MIL

The Dodgers are the only team ahead of the golden ratio (2 H=R) today. They have five runs on only six hits.

Former Royals today:
Nate Eaton: only BOS xbh until the 7th
Chapman: 4-out save, 0 ER w/ bases loaded, no out, leading by 2 in the bottom of the 9th
Keller: save for Cubs
Fermín: 1-for-3
Barlow: just struck out Ohtani, struck out the side in the 4th

Black snail

Blake Snell

Giant golden lattice structures tower over a black boat missing its mast as it stalls in the red sea at night.

The thousand-foot-tall pipe organ appears on the distant horizon in a gray arctic sea. Its sound blast emits a sharp black and white shadow around itself, created in your brainstem.

The Pillars of Creation as flat, stylized background elements

Highly organized videotape feedback

The burning ship

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning...