Harsh

Q for all my bloomfies- Do I have a wide back? 🙈

Happy biceptember to those who celebrate 😛

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One loves belly rubs, another loves scratches & tugs. Guess who’s who! 🤣

Working on getting a bigger back (& ass) 😝

Right in front of my salad!!! 👅

Time to use our critical thinking caps, maybe people keep pushing these environment doomer stories to activate your passivity so militaries and corporations can keep polluting without resistance

Hi, I’m alive! 👅

A headless torso in a lavender mesh tank, short shorts, knee high socks and boots taking a selfie in front of a morror

I’m not just brains, I’m also a headless torso 😛

Speedo 🤭😋🙃

1. This is hilarious because it’s very me & very old-man-yells-at-cloud. ie, self-awareness.

2. Somebody once told me to be skeptical of folks who can’t sit in silence — because “silence is where the truth is.” And people who actively avoid it might just be avoiding something else entirely.

If you have to say I’m “Mr. Nice guy” then I have news for everyone who believed you in the first place! 🤪🤭🤣

Me too, huge fan 🤭

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Picture of my reflection in a french window of a room I’m renting showing the beach and waves behind me. I’m wearing a swimsuit showing off my sweaty chest

View that I (you’d) wake up to here 🥵

The happiest birthday I’ve had (where I bawled my eyes out) was when @medhir.com wrote me a 5 page letter🥹🥲🥹

Side boob alt vibes on main for your pleasure 👅🤪🙈

THIS!! And also for watching reels / tiktok without headphones in public 🤬

Eat it! 👅

I know where to get the juiciest, sweetest peach 🍑 🤭🙃

What are we eating? 😋

Patakha! 🧨 🔥🧨

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Amazing!! This was such a cathartic move for me a couple months back and the lack of mental noise since then has been a blessing

All cardinals matter!

The internet was invented for video games and flirting with strangers

Reactions in DM? Groundbreaking!
What about media in DMs? @bsky.app

This just hit different 😍😍😍

Photo shows a bald eagle lying on it's back on some digital scales. The middle of the eagle is tightly wrapped with pink flower patterned cloth to keep it's wings still. The eagle does not look amused.

I've just found a clip of a wild bald eagle being weighed and can't stop laughing XD

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