björk 182

at least he died doing what he loved

you wouldn’t tear a me sue

need a third r

that is a very a likely source, actually

how do you say “years of lead” in tennesseean

actually blood on a doorframe is a sign of respect in judaism, symbolizing the angel of death “passing over” jewish homes during egyptian bondage

ages u bites u

the guy who invented the merry-go-round and the guy who invented the ferris wheel never actually met, because they travelled in different circles

We’ve flipped the Constitution:

We now have direct election of Senators while state legislatures pick the House of Representatives.

millenial american psycho like "huey lewis AND the news??? in this economy???"

Naomi Wolf going "No! No!!" at a picture of a stuffed teddy bear wearing a little mask

the further we get from the initial covid outbreak the more i feel a genuine calling to cast the naomi wolf freaking out at a stanley bear tweet in bronze so that future generations have physical, lasting proof that this was an era of extremely dumb people

spur up hey ho let’s go

i don’t see how he comes back from this one

(seeing the president wandering around on the roof while the economy adds 3 jobs per month amid weekly pedophilia revelations) time to sign a billion dollar settlement with this man

“prince of the rodeo” by turbonegro

Too creepy for woody Allen is a level of creep that bends the mind

ok but this one is actually real

I'm not going to wade into the "is it incel behavior to write a song about unrequited love" argument but I am going to say that it's extremely funny to imagine anyone listening to Run-Around and *crying*

"So true!!!" wojak, of a bald man with a neckbeard and glasses

Trump on fox news: “I don’t even dook in the toilet anymore. If it’s coming out it’s coming out. Who says it’s gotta be in the toilet?”

Unearthed clip of GWB from 2004: “Where I come from, dook always goes in the toilet.”

Liberal with 600k followers: “Wow, I never thought I’d agree with Bush…”

the gifted kid to gifted adult pipeline is real

the thing about "former gifted kid" discourse is that some of us never stopped being gifted and talented and better than everyone else so it's hard to deal with all of these burnt-out losers trying to cling to our coattails of success talking about how hard their lives are for being worse than us.

befriends u bites u

saving the best for last

We have actually built approximately 3.11% of communism

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average NJ driver

the nuremberg precedent for “i only did some of the crimes against humanity, not the really bad stuff” is that you get a jail sentence instead of being executed

after entire democratic party after what happened at the last dnc over gaza as well, of course

arrest entire republican party under rico in conspiracy with trump to do all this