Simon White-Thatch Potentloins

Them sausage things you boil in beer and then grill

this sounds like a euphemism for something you'd find on urban dictionary

north jersey represent

i'd do a taylor ham over bacon, but bacon is deffo second place

Frame from Rambo with text "This film is dedicated to the brave farmer's market stands of Martha's Vineyard"

the early days of buttcoin were like the Da Joose thread except for crypto bros

i knew about that shit and was laughing at it when someone begged a pizza place to take 20 of them for a pie or when someone may or may not have gotten brain damage from heatstroke while running too many mining rigs in a tiny apartment

idk, i think buttcoin is still funnier than AI is, it's taken like 15 years for the payoff tho

probably still got dial up out in the swamp

i got charged 7 bucks for one of those starbucks bottled drinks the other day and did the same fuckin thing. i can get a real one for the same fucking price

mods are asleep, post hole

i only know Goatse

i'm rotating the sandwich components in my mind palace

hehehehhhehehe

I’ve been stabbed, shot at, beaten, had my cheekbone & orbital crushed - now have plates in my cheek, 6 concussions, over 150 stitches, 27 arrests, chased by police helicopters and been in court more than I can count. All in the name of veganism.

You’re a pussy.

my niece is obesessed with kuromi right now. i picked her up an official kuromi wallet from a sanrio store when i was in thailand and i told her she's not allowed to use it until she stops fucking around in her driver's ed stuff

i forgot who said it here, but the best kind of site moderation really was early SomethingAwful-style moderation, where “you didn’t break any rules but you seem like an asshole” was enough to catch a ban

I'm already mid game and i have a decent amount of dudes on my side already so it got an idea in my head.

YouTube video by Marios B. Rodrigo y Gabriela - Holy Wars... The Punishment Due

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CME...

Playing Civ5 right now and I've decided to go for a new victory route. Everyone is joining Satanism and I mean EVERYONE.

yeah by a decent bit

edit: most southern is probably actually Chiang Mai, Thailand

furthest i’ve been:

north: Giant's Causeway, North Ireland
east: Taipei
south: Laredo, Texas
west: Anywhere along the west coast oceanfront of CA

I'm rotating the menu cube in my mind palace.

i've been lovin that name ever since i was a lil kid

i thought of that cause my car will do it too randomly and I do have XM

double check you dont have xm, my mom has it in her car despite never paying for it

they even managed to improve the egg