@andycrcl.bsky.social
I asked it to read me the package insert like a pirate
26.02.2026 22:11 — 👍 91 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0They’re making me do a peer to peer to get penisomab approved for my patient with BDE syndrome
26.02.2026 22:02 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Searching drugs.com for penisomab. There is no result but the website offers to ask an AI agent.
The drugs.com AI claims that penisonomab is a medication used to treat DLBCL.
Asking the AI if penisomomab is a real. It responds that no, it is made up.
The drugs.com AI is working spectacularly well
26.02.2026 21:46 — 👍 915 🔁 220 💬 20 📌 18Homie you said you were NOT the father, the CT scan shows THAT was a lie <audience erupts>
26.02.2026 16:52 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We recognize that this land acknowledgement is one small step toward true allyship and thank the Puyallup people on behalf of Raytheon.
25.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All I see is bugs
21.02.2026 04:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tapping this effusion with a stick call it Thora Birch
19.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nice book, nerd
14.02.2026 21:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone I know has a big “but”
14.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, tell me they didn’t
12.02.2026 00:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0White boys needed some good news today
11.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m giving the grand jury lasix to see what happens.
11.02.2026 03:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
11.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 20625 🔁 4619 💬 110 📌 67Only a pathologist can diagnose 21
10.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The other clown said I could have sumn eat
10.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You think my name is Mechanical Turk Turkleton?
10.02.2026 04:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The other Shakespeare said I could eat
10.02.2026 04:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An apology to Shakespeare for calling physicians providers
Let’s open by “well actually”ing Shakespeare. That’ll get the people on our side.
10.02.2026 01:08 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0No your mom taught me to use an abacus also
08.02.2026 19:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh my god
07.02.2026 21:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I tried and failed last night
03.02.2026 04:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I can’t spare the moisture
03.02.2026 04:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[Ghostface voice] “Do you like scary movies, Karen. Happy birthday bee tee dubs”
01.02.2026 00:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“1/8” oh christ
01.02.2026 00:44 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I want to tell you that this is the 4th time I’ve seen it in my lifetime and this is the best Phantom since Michael Crawford.
30.01.2026 04:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She’s right to do it.
30.01.2026 04:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 3: The Captive Castaways Mickey, covered in chains, looks down at a tube that rolled over to him, Opium written on the side. Mickey: Good gosh! Opium!
29.01.2026 12:02 — 👍 4461 🔁 1232 💬 51 📌 77…please talk free.
The door is locked, just you and me.
Goose pit?
24.01.2026 06:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pitter patter
23.01.2026 00:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
