@liamsutro.bsky.social
I play records in the bayyyyy
a tweet from bryan johnson (the smooth technology man who will live forever) that opens with the phrase "I eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate."
[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
22.10.2025 21:11 — 👍 3601 🔁 511 💬 153 📌 122
Stemz
Foley, AL
On my way to jock at Bar 355 til close, hot new records in tow. Boom!
19.10.2025 03:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chowder at night? Sleeper's delight. Chowder at morning? Diner take warning.
16.10.2025 04:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The way this judge is yapping, feels more like I am being paragraphed to prison.
01.10.2025 02:58 — 👍 46 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
Pepsi
Colony, KS
tune of the night: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJJC...
12.09.2025 19:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Heavy jams tonight at Missouri Lounge in West Berk, 9-12 💪
11.09.2025 21:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
02.09.2025 04:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🫡
02.09.2025 02:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sorry, this is officially a lunk account now - get in or get out
01.09.2025 21:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this guy at the gym in cargo shorts smells pretty much like you'd expect
01.09.2025 21:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Playing records tonight down at Bar 355, solo 'til 2 💪
24.08.2025 02:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I work in downtown SF and was able to discern the teams, start time, and result of this game from the people/vibes on the train alone
31.07.2025 22:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bringing the heat to Missouri Lounge in Berkeley tonight, 9-12. See ya there!
31.07.2025 19:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0on my way to play at Bar 355 solo until close - come through!
27.07.2025 04:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I have a similar background, and a recruiter hit me up about this: estuary.dev/about/#careers
24.07.2025 01:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0On the decks tonight at Bar 355, come through!
29.06.2025 01:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0karma in action: just picked up a piece of litter, which ended up being an instruction cardlet including the phrase "locate air valve at the rear of BubbleBum"
19.06.2025 06:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's like boxing. Many weight classes, federations, etc.
16.06.2025 02:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Friday night gym with the freaks 🏋♂️
14.06.2025 03:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0enhance
13.06.2025 21:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the costco oat milk is a disaster, steer clear
12.06.2025 20:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0when the wipers on the bus go swish swish swish I am absolutely hitting that shit full willi ninja
30.05.2025 02:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
menges party, dj, 9/3/77, livingston manor, new york, 1977
menges party, dj, 9/3/77, livingston manor, new york, 1977
25.05.2025 19:36 — 👍 105 🔁 15 💬 4 📌 6Jamming out solo tonight at Bar 355, 9 to 2. Come through!
24.05.2025 20:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a parking lot with a mayor
23.05.2025 17:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0secret passage: white, white, white, white, white or white
21.05.2025 02:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Come catch your boy down at Bar 355 tonight - 9 to 2.
27.04.2025 01:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0L.L. Bean stands for Ladies Love Bean
08.04.2025 20:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
