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Dr. Kara M. Million

@darterdancer.bsky.social

Regular Human Biologist. Assistant Professor in Biology at UNA. Darters, parasites, and behavior. Owned by 2 cats, 2 snakes, and 2 many parrots.

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I didn't know Ray Troll played music. I respect him even more.

14.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Same though tbh. Happy (belated )Darwin Day.

13.02.2026 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He also enjoys doing his "fart dance". πŸ˜…

13.02.2026 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He was a rescue. Came into my life at the perfect time. Now we scream into the void together.

13.02.2026 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Screen grab of original post with # of likes circled.

Liked this, then unliked it because

13.02.2026 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Two years since this strange little dinosaur waddled into my life. Here's to you, Gabe.

13.02.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Chiro-NOM-i-dae! Yum yum yum...

12.02.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100% little baby man.

12.02.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An African grey parrot side-eyes the camera.

An African grey parrot side-eyes the camera.

The other day for the first time I heard Gabe ranting about how something was "not fair!" ... Are we SURE I didn't get tricked into adopting a human toddler?

12.02.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Caddisfly larva next to the "house" he built himself.

Caddisfly larva next to the "house" he built himself.

That is precious. Definitely prettier than what this caddisfly larva we found today made. He did make it his own little self, though.

11.02.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Case-building caddisfly larva next to the house he built himself. We almost missed him, but he poked his head out and gave himself away!!

Case-building caddisfly larva next to the house he built himself. We almost missed him, but he poked his head out and gave himself away!!

Ant infected with Ophiocordyceps fungus.

Ant infected with Ophiocordyceps fungus.

Non-biting midgefly larva, ("bloodworm", a favorite darter snack).

Non-biting midgefly larva, ("bloodworm", a favorite darter snack).

Cranefly larva looking extra gnarly.

Cranefly larva looking extra gnarly.

Great day for a stream macroinvertebrate biodiversity survey in the Ecology class. Case-building caddisflies, zombie ants, and my first Northern Flicker (Yellowhammer, the Alabama state bird).

10.02.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An ant infected with ophiocordiceps, hanging from a twig with the fungus sprouting from its head.

An ant infected with ophiocordiceps, hanging from a twig with the fungus sprouting from its head.

I found a zombie ant! This poor little cuss is hanging from the twig it was compelled to climb after being infected. You can see the fungus (Ophiocordyceps) sprouting from its head in the characteristic long spike. Yep, you heard "cordyceps", as in The Last of Us. πŸ§Ÿβ€β™€οΈ

10.02.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're so little and cute! I love them!! 😭

03.02.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a wee lil hex. As a treat. 😸

01.02.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

...and the same guy had just told me I was "cute" and tried to pinch my cheeks. πŸ˜‘

01.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw this happen to one of my professors when I was in grad school, almost word for word. *sigh*

01.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I went to this in Atlanta and I loved it. The game has stunning music!!

30.01.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I went, there were people in chicken suits. πŸ₯

30.01.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character from bob 's burgers is squatting down and looking down . Alt: a cartoon character from bob 's burgers is squatting down and looking down .

We rest our case. And our butts.

29.01.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character with glasses and the word butts on her mouth Alt: a cartoon character with glasses and the word butts on her mouth
29.01.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I FINALLY GOT THE FART DANCE ON TAPE! CAUGHT IN THE ACT!! Turns out telling Gabe the parrot his Fart Dance is "not funny" just makes him laugh harder and do it more. πŸ™„πŸ’¨πŸŽ΅

29.01.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our new favorite game. πŸ˜™πŸͺˆ

29.01.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A small win in the midst of all the horrors.

24.01.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Perfect Tides: Station to Station on Steam A point n' click sequel to Perfect Tides about the momentum and whiplash of young adulthood. Explore the big city through 18-year-old Mara's eyes. Collect items, nurture ideas, and experience complex ...

It's finally here!! I was honored to playtest this game (look for my name in the credits 😁), and it's every bit as stunning as the first one. From the creator of Octopus Pie, get Perfect Tides: Station to Station today!

24.01.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An African grey parrot hangs upside down in his cage sulking because he doesn't want to go to bed.

An African grey parrot hangs upside down in his cage sulking because he doesn't want to go to bed.

It is Bedtime for Birds and I am strictly enforcing this, so now Gabe is sulking in the dark and grumbling about "That Woman." πŸ™„ It's like caring for a toddler and a little old man at the same time.

24.01.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in Alabama. My in-laws keep a bunch of them as a hobby, and theirs all bloom at Christmas, like clockwork. I guess I ended up with the rebellious one.😈

23.01.2026 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I moved back to Alabama several years ago and I have a new bug crush every week. β™₯️

23.01.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is drinking seltzer in the shadows while sitting at a desk Alt: a man is drinking seltzer in the shadows while sitting at a desk
23.01.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just to be clear, I did replace the hide with larger options. Tough love.

23.01.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My ball python outgrew her baby hide quickly, but she refused to give it up. Stuffed her butt in there and carried it around like she was a hermit crab. πŸ˜…

23.01.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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