Come over, I have a whole tree of them!

14.02.2025 23:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh, thanks for the reminder to do the same...maybe tomorrow is my day.

14.02.2025 09:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.

10.02.2025 22:05 — 👍 49771    🔁 11198    💬 612    📌 423

The absolute best. Right after an iced cold coca cola poured into a plastic cup of crushed ice.

21.01.2025 00:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Molly the golden retriever, begging to join the people on the couch

Molly would very much like to be a couch dog in a "no dogs on the furniture" household. Please send thoughts and prayers

18.01.2025 03:45 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know I have a chicken tattoo because I enjoy chicken wings, right?

18.01.2025 03:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Merry barf-mas!

27.12.2024 19:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's some grade-A side eye, too. Well done, puppy dog.

14.12.2024 22:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm finally getting rid of my Twitter account - I don't have it in me to individually delete every tweet, but did delete any that have identifying info. Also changed my profile picture to not my face. Anything else before I deactivate? Or is there a way to delete all of my tweets at once?

09.12.2024 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thankfully, we don't use Teams, but I did disable the Slack message sound which has improved my quality of life. Thoughts and Prayers to you in this time.

09.12.2024 20:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also, these both feel accurate

04.12.2024 23:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Top artists: 1. Taylor Swift 2. Noah Kahan 3. Billie Eilish 4. Chappell Roan 5. Zach Bryan

Top songs: 1. All My Love 2. I can do it with a broken heart 3. Stick Season 4. Fortnight 5. Who's afraid of little old me? (You should be)

Not surprising at all

04.12.2024 23:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What did you want? I'll join you in boycotting black Friday shopping for the next few decades.

29.11.2024 23:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Those are beautiful!

26.11.2024 05:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nah, you're Amy

25.11.2024 17:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

cream colored puppy, staring into the camera.

puppy face

23.11.2024 04:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0