Lindsey

That may just mean we need a weighted blanket.

Looking for a third to platonically crush both me and my girlfriend.

my partner and i saw you from across the bar and we really like your vibe. can you sit in a chair while we fuck and google weird inane trivia for us when we get distracted. yes you can jerk off if you want but i don’t think you’ll feel the need

Exactly!

wild how the only two holidays we get are "yes, that's right. trannies are real. and a lot of them are dead"

Compilation of my scribbly assistants from #aceattorney (and a bonus Pearl) from the last week or so!! 🌱

Kay is the 2nd to last in my scribbly collection of #aceattorney assistants :) Until this year I thought her name was just Key.

Can't believe I overheard coworkers memeing. 86 is the thing I was thinking of that's a restaurant term.

Okay I'm in Taco Bell, and I just hear "You got 67 tomatoes?" And I think I know what 67 means in restaurant speak (out of?)
But it did just sound like they were asking for 67 tomatoes on an order.

continuing the series of #aceattorney assistants here is another maya fey!!

I've been with my girlfriend for almost 5 years, and yesterday I was like, "Eye contact is just so intimate."
Like damn I'm so autistic.

A person with red and purple hair, wearing a grey shirt. Smiling slightly.

The same person with red and purple hair, wearing the same grey shirt. This time wearing a binder underneath. They are smiling widely.

Ignore the messy background, but I just got a new binder and woah!

Pizza chef, talk to cats, 20 dollars.

In November 1999, the Zombo dot com website was created as a parody of the creative, but, largely pointless flash intros, which were trending at the end of the 1990s. Welcome... to ZomboCom.

#WebDesignHistory

Would you rather have the perfect big stick or the perfect rock?
My choice is rock.

The second picture is me looking at my girlfriend. She's so pretty 😍

Thinking about coming out to some people irl. What if I just, wear a pronoun pin around my gf's family and come out to them that way?
Either that or I'm going to tell her brother and only him because he's a good kid.

I never got to try that and I am still so disappointed.

If I ordered pronouns for the table would you have some

I'll have elected someone who didn't spend an entire campaign being transphobic and trying to take something away from (specifically) girls, but that's because they ignore the existence of trans men.

As someone who is directly impacted by trans athletes (in that I could compete against them, I'm closeted af irl, and there's only gendered categories) I want to compete against trans women. I def shouldn't be competing with trans men. And they shouldn't be segregated. Hopefully my vote counted and

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.

If you’re going to be remaking Halo you better be making Master Chief and the Arbiter tongue kiss sloppy style

I can't wait until the election is over and Texas stops pushing ads to vote for a transphobe. On a related note, I hate Texas.

A picrew in the style of hollow knight. Fluffy purple cloak, curled horns, frills on face, curved eyes implying happiness. Flaming staff on back, a small bug is flying near the head. Watermark for Timefixers Vesselwhisperer (Not affiliated with Team Cherry!)

Purple haired, freckled, pale person. Wearing a shirt that says dumbass, glasses, and plant earrings. In front of the demi pride flag and the nonbinary flag. Watermark for Makówka picrew.

I forgot how much fun making picrews is. Made one yesterday and one today.

Well, my girlfriend got an account here, so I figured I may as well get one too.