Todd Graham

This is Mpls #badbadhats

Dirty minds! 😅

Tweeted abt this earlier. I was not exaggerating. #mnTwins front office is reshaping their franchise into the Spirit Halloween of Major League Ball.

Right?

“They were hellbent on not allowing anybody to help him until he was dead,” she said. “I was right there, and they — all of them — made the decision to deny me access to give him the best possible chance of survival.”

What will really blow your mind: by lunchtime today, it'll be 40° in #Mpls. ☀️ #meltice

New Trump administration rule will bar green-card holders from applying for SBA loans The new rule, which goes into effect March 1, says only firms owned by citizens or U.S. nationals will qualify for Small Business Administration loans.

What the hell are we doing here? What possible benefit is this to the economy? Immigrants start new businesses in much higher proportions!

www.startribune.com/sba-minnesot...

DHS lies nonstop

Uhhhhh i don't WANT to spend MORE on healthcare.

Living in Minneapolis.

Fundamentally, Republicans want Americans to die.

That’s the message from blocking new lifesaving vaccines.

That’s the message from gutting FEMA.

That’s the message from their street goons gunning people down.

Republicans hate Americans and want us dead.

Egregious, mass scale violation of Constitutional rights. 1A, 2A, 4A, 5A, 14A.

Magats: "yes, we voted for that." 🐍

A time chart showing a rapid rise in filed cases at the start of 2026, going from a little over 50 to almost 450 in roughly three weeks

I made a chart of Minnesota federal lawsuits with captions of “v. [Bondi/Noem/Easterwood/Lyons/Trump]” over the last three months. Almost all of these are immigration habeas corpus cases.

It's more fuel-efficient to dump them in the deepest part of the ocean. But do what you will.

ICYMI

“Only according to information from the radical leftists at the DHS.” Tony Baldanzi, Lens Polarizer

Report: Less Than 14% Of Those Arrested By ICE Had Criminal Record https://theonion.com/report-less-than-14-of-those-arrested-by-ice-had-criminal-record/

Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.

Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.

"Debaser" by Pixies
Album: "Doolittle"
Time: 07:10 am

Idaho families sue over immigration raid that swept up hundreds, including U.S. citizens — NBC News About 400 people, including children and U.S. citizens, were detained for four hours while they were denied food and water in the raid, according to the lawsuit.

More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were “sorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...

don't spoil the surprise

Fun thought exercise: who would you prefer to see as #MN's next Governor? 😵
🗳 Sen. Amy #Klob?
🗳 former Sen. Al Franken
🗳 former Gov. Jesse Ventura
🗳 surprise Walz re-boot!

did notice that 😳 yes.

Yep.

Next step: fake the license plates on your car.

If you’ve been vaguely worried but unsure how to talk about the kidnappings happening all around us, this might help.

Bad Bunny's halftime show ripped for language barrier, suspected political message

lol stay mad

That coinbase ad felt like just a bonfire of carelessly misallocated money.
(fitting, i guess.)

Galactic brain @kstptv.bsky.social headline tries to blame "pedestrian" for this... and, WTH, maybe implicate a LRT transit angle??? #waroncars
But the reader comments are NOT HAVING IT ✋️ NOT TODAY #KSTP!

Brett Favre is a fucking moron.
He said he's "going to stick to what he knows", which is Kid Rock and Lee Brice (whoever the fuck that is). What an idiot. If he stuck to what he knew, he'd be stealing money from needy families while holding a football.🖕