Todd Graham

You could buy gold. Yep, that's what that is about.

Noooooo. Can we move on, please.

Yep, that's the takeaway: Produce a tv commercial with a fierce enough #hardtruth... and the f'ing President of the United States will either tantrum, Barbra Streisand himself, or order a drone strike. You don't know which.

HEY! Get my ad agency on the line, let's GO!

Yep, that's the takeaway: Produce a tv commercial with a fierce enough #hardtruth... and the f'ing President of the United States will either tantrum, Barbra Streisand himself, or order a drone strike. You don't know which.

HEY! Get my ad agency on the line, let's GO!

It's not even an election year bro

It's true - I've visibly aged 7 years since #election2024

People are saying this is a "real photo" of @TuckerCarlson getting very horny at surprise visit of Bob's Big Boy... IDK, man.

LOL 😆 🤣 😂 !
Wait up... is that a real photo??

It's true - I've visibly aged 7 years since #election2024

Pregnant women describe miscarrying and bleeding out while in ICE custody, advocates say The ACLU and other groups are pressing for ICE to identify and release all pregnant women in custody and to stop detaining anyone known to be pregnant, postpartum or nursing.

“Medical staff did not give her any food, water, or pain medication for several hours. Much later that evening, after a significant loss of blood, Lucia was transported to an emergency room approximately an hour away, with her arms and legs shackled.” www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

I would swear-in on a boat.
I would swear-in riding a goat.
(But will you bring Epstein up for vote?)

Johnson: Not on a boat.
No #Epsteinvote!!
There will be no Adelita here nor there.
We've closed the fed govt everywhere.

This year's halloween🎃 costume ideas: used-up, soul-departed maga woman mask?
📸 @donwinslow.bsky.social

@jclarkcrp.bsky.social LOL.

Medical emergency while black.
NOT good Eagan MN.

I would swear-in on a boat.
I would swear-in riding a goat.
(But will you bring Epstein up for vote?)

Johnson: Not on a boat.
No #Epsteinvote!!
There will be no Adelita here nor there.
We've closed the fed govt everywhere.

The 25 cent beers @Bullwinkle's > the allday daydrinking @ Lyle's.

IMO.

the elms in my yard are not done w enjoying summer

I miss the cheap beers at Bullwinkle's Thurs night happy hour. Oh, Bullwinkle's!...
The bar staff's entire playlist was something like 1/2dozen cassette mixtapes. And if you drank there enough, you knew the whole playlist. #paradisebythedashboardlights

a woman in a pink shirt asks a man in a store if they have 10,000 marbles ALT: a woman in a pink shirt asks a man in a store if they have 10,000 marbles

IKR!! I'd plunk down a fiver, and say "twenty beers, please."

Bartender woman would always be like "NO. Three people are with you? that's how many you can have at once. Don't fck w me."

guy at the gym pointed at this, gave a giant smile, then walked off.
It took me several minutes to figure out... I'm costumed as the guy in the illustration.

💯 yep.

The New York Times, incapable of distinguishing shit from shinola

What Old, Cheap Twin Cities Treasures Do You Miss? That's Our Open Thread Topic This Week. - Racket As we do every Friday, we're turning Racket over to you, the readers.

Cheap things I miss: Tatters on Lyndale, $5-$10 music concerts at Triple Rock and Kitty Cat Klub, and Pi karaoke nights:

I miss the cheap beers at Bullwinkle's Thurs night happy hour. Oh, Bullwinkle's!...
The bar staff's entire playlist was something like 1/2dozen cassette mixtapes. And if you drank there enough, you knew the whole playlist. #paradisebythedashboardlights

Gophers crowd storms the field after upset win over No. 25 Nebraska Minnesota fans were fired up after the team's first ranked win of the season.

Is beating Nebraska really an "upset win" 🤔?? meh.
search.app/QT45r IDK, Gophers. Let's see how it goes next week... vs. Iowa. #iwanttobelieve

Or - hear me out - you could also get 'city-like living' in #StPaul

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...

Ohhhh @theonion.com you are too good... 🤣
// Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From theonion.com/trump-spends...

Anytime you ask “why did the Times cover it this way?” or whatever corporate media it is, remember that influential moderates are the tool of the wealth class and are there to normalize whatever the wealthy want and create doubt regarding reform and change.

guy at the gym pointed at this, gave a giant smile, then walked off.
It took me several minutes to figure out... I'm costumed as the guy in the illustration.

Hop to it, America.
#nokings 🐸 🇺🇸
// graphic: @gwenckatz.bsky.social

Minutemen!