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Waldorf and Statler as Marley and Marley in the muppets Christmas carol

These two scared the shit out of me as a kid

Can confirm, all that money saved on heat spent fixing burst pipes lol

This mfer not in the feed

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“Bus only lane would have jammed White Bear Ave traffic; hampered Public Safety response”

How do you write this with a straight face oh my GOD we live in hell

Lmao and it’s like “wake up, drink coffee, study”

Curious you say you want to stop fascism but you won’t vote for fascism to stop it? Smdh

A heaping bowl of French onion soup next to an empty old fashioned sour

French onion enjoyers, we are so back

Wat

The new book “Life After Cars” in front of a fire place

Ask me about my giant yellow book, in laws! @thewaroncars.bsky.social

Local pedestrian recklessly using crosswalk struck by new Hyundai Ioniq (335 miles of range!) left in condition incompatible with life, story at 5!

(Jeep ads resume)

HERO

go “learn” somewhere there aren’t people living and maybe just stay there while we are at it

I never knew I could love a chair so much

First Borealis ride feedback:

Took a loooong time (delay from police activity on tracks)

Horn at the million Wisconsin
crossings was v loud

Chided by conductor for switching seats to get out of the sun

Unable to connect to the WiFi

President xi plz

Trump announced plans to terminate TPS for Somali residents. We stand with our entire Somali community. If you have concerns, contact an immigration legal service provider through our “Free Legal Help” link: www2.minneapolismn.gov/government/departments/ncr/immigrants-refugees/resources

The missed delay of game is infuriating

These god damn waymos are out of control

Trump immediately after meeting with Zohran Mamdani:

Helsinki just went a full year without a single traffic death The capital city is Finnish’ed with car-related fatalities.

“Helsinki hasn’t registered a single traffic-related fatality in the past year…Citing data that shows the risk of pedestrian fatality is cut in half by reducing a car’s speed from 40 to 30km/hr, city officials imposed the lower limit in most of Helsinki’s residential areas & city center in 2021.”

“Stop acting so Minnesotan” is real feedback I’ve gotten at work so I’m gonna go ahead and say we NEED a mix

That’s right

Mac from always sunny saying “I mean there’s so many of them, which one” In the show he is talking about finding revenge porn online which I abhor but in this scenario I’m talking about a delicious 50mg thc beverage. Lord, I see what you’ve done for others and I want that for me

Oh, my God, that's disgusting! 50 mg?? Where? Where did they sell this?

Fuck landlords

Guys base running is hard okay

A blue sticker with worn corners on a beg button says “ACAB” but the c is replaced with the Minnesota twins logo.

Kwik trip also tastes like sand compared to cub lol

FWIW I see this on the feed

Squidward in the dark of his home watching spongebob and Patrick having the time of their lives outside polanco plz come back to me

Me watching polanco

Screenshot of a Star Tribune article titled, "Three pedestrians struck and killed in Twin Cities over the weekend; one was hit twice".

I'm heartbroken to hear of the pedestrian death at Franklin & Cedar and the others across the metro this weekend. We need a Mayor who will invest in Traffic Calming measures. I secured $1M in funding last session to help, but there's more to do to achieve our Vision Zero goals.