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I learned more about the Alamo from Ozzy and Pee Wee than school.

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That's the face I made when I learned the Alamo didn't have a basement. 🚲

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My Pomeranian 😐 does downward dog on her mat while the world circles the drain—Epstein files, Venezuela, ICE, CDC lies, EPA sabotage, Russia, Israel, and whatever fresh hell rolls in next.

Her serenity mocks us all. 🧘‍♀️🐶

#dogs #pets #dogsofbluesky #pomeranian

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#LaCenter

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These guys love this book. 📖

The Camp of the Saints is a 1973 French dystopian novel by Jean Raspail that imagines the destruction of Western civilization through mass immigration from the Third World. 🙄

Where's Maduro? 🤔

Underground Comedy Movie spawned a sequel. 😬

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My primary takeaway from interrogation videos is that if you commit a crime, you get a free beverage. 🍵

That's actually what the story is about.

Prophetic.

25% of the hay is actually straw.

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Somewhere in Dreamland is a depressing movie.

Snuff is still a go. 👍

Who's writing his material?

Breuer or Schneider?

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Break out the Adderall!

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