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@hyperguyver.bsky.social

Dad and occasional speedrunner. I hang on Twitch from time to time. http://twitch.tv/hyperguyver Don't be an asshole or a bigot. He/Him

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a person is laying on a white couch with a black jacket on ALT: a person is laying on a white couch with a black jacket on

Except for the one couch with the muddy boot prints all over it.

16.11.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Screw you. You and this deal are the reason that this is not going to get any better for them. You have no vision for the longer fight against Trump and his cretins. All the wind in the world at your back, and you still turn and spit into it. Step down and let those with an actual future lead.

10.11.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But your leadership in the Senate is going to throw it all away, and get nothing to show for it.

10.11.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@gallego.senate.gov Please do not give in and let the shutdown end with nothing. The Republicans deserve to own this and we should not let them off and not get actual concessions on the repeal of the ACA subsidies at least.

09.11.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So many games where I'll climb up something, or figure out a way behind a waterfall or whatever, only for nothing to be there. It discourages players from exploring the world they worked hard to create.

09.11.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is yet another example of when we need to normalize the press being able to say "What are you talking about?" or "That makes no sense at all!"

07.11.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And you got an actual rock that was real

07.11.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does this look both overcooked AND undercooked at the same time?

06.11.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I went a third of a century accepting, on the testimony of a cartoon, that coyotes chase roadrunners before I ever saw the real thing.

06.11.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 997    πŸ” 248    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 8

How else am I supposed to shrink down to find the Astro Bots hiding underneath the flower box?

06.11.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have friends everywhere

05.11.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1973    πŸ” 238    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 7

So, what about if that 'illegal alien' receives a bag with $50k in it? Do we turn a blind eye to them then?

04.11.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I went to the bar at the World Series game and ordered a double, this is not what I meant.

28.10.2025 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just did Trunk or Treat with my girls, and can confirm.

25.10.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saving this particular shot for future commenting purposes:

24.10.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):

24.10.2025 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2007    πŸ” 642    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 37
Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN

Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN

Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN https://theonion.com/boy-believed-to-be-next-reincarnation-of-regional-kfc-m-1819571849/

23.10.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1493    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 4

🎢I DON'T NEED YOUR TPS REPORTS!WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!🎢

22.10.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My girls keep calling it Cake Pop Demon Hunters, and I've decided to stop correcting them.

19.10.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No Kings! #nokingstempe #nokingsaz

18.10.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like to think it suggests the existence of her 6 sisters, Tue Mothma, Wed Mothma, Thu Mothma, Fri Mothma, Sat Mothma, and Sun Mothma.

13.10.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Post a film with an excellent soundtrack!

12.10.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did i just lose the circle game looking at that picture?

11.10.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heard someone refer to the period of time when I graduated high school as the "Late 1900s", and it made me feel even older.

29.09.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the time commitment for me. I loved FFXIV but I just don't have the free time needed to enjoy it anymore.

28.09.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Going live tonight by 10pm PDT. Streaming on Twitch. It's Friday Night Fisticuffs with more River City Girls. See you tonight!

Twitch.tv/hyperguyver

27.09.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Count for my Comodore VIC20. Saves were done on a cassette tape.

27.09.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey, it's time to stream some more Z1R. Come hang out.

twitch.tv/hyperguyver

26.09.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He should be tried in the Hague for everything he's done

23.09.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Going live on twitch.tv/hyperguyver for some more Zelda 1 Randomizer. Join the stream!

19.09.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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