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@hyperguyver.bsky.social

Dad and occasional speedrunner. I hang on Twitch from time to time. http://twitch.tv/hyperguyver Don't be an asshole or a bigot. He/Him

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Latest posts by hyperguyver.bsky.social on Bluesky

I love me some sweet, sweet strawberry milk!

16.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He is required by a California law passed in 2010 to make the declaration every Feb 6th. I wish I was kidding.

14.02.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Paperbacks are more approachable for those just getting into reading books, I picked up 3 of RA Salvatore's Drizzt books in paperback at a thrift store 30 years ago because I wanted some books I could easily take with me a read and fell in love with his writing.

11.02.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's not lowering drug prices. He literally just cloned GoodRX, but without the generic options. Like everything else he does, the idea is not original and likely putting money directly into his own pocket.

08.02.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone decided to do a YT "documentary" about him, but never reached out to him directly from what I gather. He's also being very direct about certain opinions he has, most of which seem a little misinformed, and very "these damn kids"-y.

07.02.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, the guy could give himself a coronary watching the thing.

05.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More sitting members of Congress need to call this out. Just putting rules on the books for ICE/CBP isn't going to work because they won't follow them, and there isn't a mechanism in place to enforce those rules.

03.02.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this that 4 dimensional chess that MAGA likes to claim Trump is a master at?

02.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have begun the investigation. The answer is no one, that many people hate what the government is doing. End investigation.

02.02.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't think of many actors who made me instantly sure a movie or a show would be great because they were in it, other than Catherine O'Hara.

30.01.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the collective brain power on that panel wouldn't light up an LED

28.01.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti
Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti

β€œWe are heartbroken but also very angry.

Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact.

I do not throw around the β€˜hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. 

Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.

Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti β€œWe are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the β€˜hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.

"Please get the truth out about our son."

25.01.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 24957    πŸ” 12900    πŸ’¬ 200    πŸ“Œ 448

My only hope along those lines is, and it's highly unlikely, but I want to be the one that tells my dad (who feels the same way I do) that it happened before he found out. Just because I would want him to hear the good news from me first.

21.01.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quite literally living the dream today. Good on you!

15.01.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A+ skeet for the Alt text alone

13.01.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.

08.01.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 27166    πŸ” 8398    πŸ’¬ 1477    πŸ“Œ 460

I played through it several times. Fast paced, and fun. The difficulty is there for those that want it, but I didn't find it too bad. I had a great time with it.

07.01.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not just the radical left, dipshit.

21.12.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Economists called our economy near the end of the Biden "The envy of the world". This was based on data, with actual numbers based in actual reality. 70 million people just took this schmuck at his word. And, now that the economy is actually worse, just believe him when he says its better.

10.12.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The character is cute as heck, too.

29.11.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure who is more fraudulent here, KC or Dallas.

28.11.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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maybe i am going insane

24.11.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 18186    πŸ” 3881    πŸ’¬ 157    πŸ“Œ 92

These are free range Werthers harvested from several different old ladies' purses.

23.11.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let Meowt!

22.11.2025 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same as the toads, there are both. He has encountered a bunch of Yoshis, but there is also one Yoshi

21.11.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a cartoon dog wearing a pink cowboy hat with a yellow star Alt: a cartoon dog wearing a pink cowboy hat with a yellow star
20.11.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd take a "Holy Cat, talking balls!" shirt

20.11.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

16.11.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 59614    πŸ” 36472    πŸ’¬ 1305    πŸ“Œ 2908

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