@nace.bsky.social
Here we go again. Sports and jokes. Mostly baseball: #phillies & #padres. California.
Weβve figured out how to smoke weed like crack. Why is anyone fucking with cold medicine?
22.11.2025 19:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A kick ass green praying mantis. I love it when these guys/gals pull up to the crib.
The block is hot.
22.11.2025 17:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A Jaws movie poster featuring Beaker running on water.
22.11.2025 14:34 β π 100 π 6 π¬ 2 π 1Just bought some Nikes for a stylish young man and a birthday treat for a little girl who deserves to feel special.
This is a really special thing you do. Thanks for leading the charge!
Photo department didnβt understand the assignment.
21.11.2025 16:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Secure in the knowledge that no loads can or will be refused.
21.11.2025 16:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hell yeah, pimp.
21.11.2025 16:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Troubling O face on that cement mixer, tbh.
21.11.2025 16:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Are they in your area?
21.11.2025 16:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Like and subscribe, brosef.
21.11.2025 03:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Power-bottom Elon" is not something I imagined having to think about today.
20.11.2025 22:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fernando Rodney has entered the chatβ¦
20.11.2025 22:02 β π 41 π 10 π¬ 1 π 0Sydney Sweeney and the Crypt Keeper.
20.11.2025 17:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As an optimist, I believe there is a level of incompetence to which I can still rise.
20.11.2025 15:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
An old woman in a head scarf who is either winking coyly or possibly missing an eye.
Mountain Dew Code Red turns your friends into babushkas.
19.11.2025 23:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0/hands on hips "On Men's Day, of all days!"
19.11.2025 21:35 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
19.11.2025 19:40 β π 4640 π 1363 π¬ 105 π 220Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
18.11.2025 15:48 β π 4242 π 1082 π¬ 31 π 17Shittles
19.11.2025 19:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I tried so hard, to get these jobs, but in the end, it doesn't even matter
19.11.2025 18:29 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0LinkedIn Park.
Is this anything?
I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"
19.11.2025 15:50 β π 1617 π 364 π¬ 7 π 16Jeffrey Lebowski was there supporting his landlord.
19.11.2025 15:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He eats at all of the restaurants, too.
18.11.2025 23:55 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Uday and Qusay to Archie's Saddam.
18.11.2025 20:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
18.11.2025 16:55 β π 2086 π 274 π¬ 37 π 13Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where heβs lying sick in the water
18.11.2025 04:37 β π 3645 π 395 π¬ 32 π 14Every day I have to hear about some asshole
28.02.2025 12:25 β π 13704 π 2688 π¬ 204 π 84Did one finally get Roose to leave his wife?
17.11.2025 21:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sleepy Time Tea in my styrofoam cup. Trill shit.
17.11.2025 04:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
