Britt Andrews

But also - the southerly wind showed up just before GWAR started, so their blood sprays turned into high pressure misters. I got this sick shot, but my cameras are now forever stained

Get yourself a boyfriend who has a bowl of spaghetti waiting for you when you get home from the festival, covered in #GWAR blood, then gently insists you shower.

GWAR got me good today, I think I'll be stained for a while yet.

God I wish it were winter here.

It's 11pm and 25*C inside my house right now.

(yes this actually just happened to me and I was using both hands to floss and could do nothing to stop my pants falling down)

I've never been offered HP money but I've walked off of opportunities & professional relationships due to hostile principles. Sometimes I dwell on what it cost me, but I'm okay with it. The thing that nags is that the people taking this work are spoiled for choice, including "do nothing."

a cartoon of two men standing in the rain with umbrellas ALT: a cartoon of two men standing in the rain with umbrellas

The thing that sucks about losing weight is that none of your comfy pants fit you anymore and you'll just be standing in the bathroom flossing your teeth and this happens:

If you dont have crackers you just get boops

Because they were like "look this dude got crackers"!!!

If you don't get any crackers they don't bother you!

I spent two full days in that park and had zero issues with any deer because I just didnt buy crackers. Because they get pushy when people have crackers.

THE DEER ARE LOVELY! THE ONLY TIME PEOPLE GET ATTACKED BY THE DEER ARE WHEN THEY GET DEER CRACKERS, THEN GET SCARED BY THE AMOUNT OF DEER THAT COME OVER, AND EITHER RUN AWAY OR HOLD THE CRACKERS IN THE AIR!!!

I will absolutely die on the hill of "the Nara deer are fine just dont tease them"

I love it so much. I prefer Tokyo like, overall for exploring, but Kyoto is so goddamn pretty. Fushimi Inari and Nara Park are my two favourite places in the world.

I do love that spot though - even if both times I went (2019 and 2023) I got bad sunsets. And its crowded as heck, I waited over an hour for a clear shot.

I put a couple coins in the frog just so I didnt get yelled at by anyone secretly watching, but I didnt put 100yen in, I think I put like 5 or 10 yen in.

A few months later a friend of mine was there and had the exact same reaction as me, took a photo then saw the sign and was like BRO WTF

Found it! And my bad it was 100yen (so only $1) but its for "copyright fee" which ISNT A THING. The frog to put the money in is cute though.

But yeah, this spot, you are only ever going to be walking (in this frame) left to right up this alleyway. So you see the masks first, THEN the sign.

Im trying to find the exact spot to show you, but I did find this friendly waving man in the meantime

There's a shop in a popular alleyway in Kyoto where they have a outer facing wall covered in masks. And then AFTER the wall of masks theres a box and a sign like "if you took a photo of these you owe us 500yen". And its placed in a way that you dont see the sign first. I was SO MAD

One day I will stop fighting with idiots in local newspaper comment sections. Not today, though.

This is the dumbest comment I have ever seen on an Illawarra Mercury article, and there's some tough competition there.

This man is saying that by people exercising their right to protest, his civil rights to *checks notes* drive on a specific bridge are being breached.

Clarifying: this woman is an idiot and going to somewhere to see their hall of fame without even checking if it is an actual physical hall is ridiculous. But it just reminded me that they really should have y'know... Something

Or have a permanent museum near WWE HQ with a rotating collection. Sell single visit tickets, and yearly memberships. Members can vote/suggest things they want to see in future collections.

I feel like the effort to organise this would be worth the money it would make?

History nerds like me would lose their shit at some of the stuff theyve got just collecting dust.

Hell, even if they did one for big PPVs and tied it in thematically. A week before Summerslam, "heres a museum w/ things from past Summerslams/other shows in this city/state". People will go.

To be fair, I really wish the WWE had some sort of museum. Like, Ive seen that Lost Treasures show (I felt kinda bad for Top Dolla when they replaced him as host), I *know* they have all of this cool stuff just in storage. For a profit-loving company, theyre leaving a lot of $$ on the table.

Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom Talk about a trashed panda.

Legend.

"...there's no video footage of the incident because the raccoon, which county officials named 'Rocky,' came in 'through the ceiling' and 'took the cameras down with him,' county staff said." www.axios.com/local/richmo...

A Canon DSLR in a zip lock bag with a rubber band holding it in place. There will be blood.

Doing my best to blood-proof my gear before GWAR tonight.

To be fair I'm 99% sure it's because it's GWAR and not because of underage social media shit. But I'm not 100% sure

Went to check the set times for GWAR tonight and the YouTube video they embedded on the page wont play unless you're age verified omg.

America’s Children Are Unwell. Are Schools Part of the Problem?

THIS. “Pope pointed to the bizarrely packed schedules for middle and high schoolers. “You’ve got seven different homework assignments that you’ve got to remember each night. Think of the cognitive load…I challenge many adults to do this.” www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/m...

Omg I just realised the dick gnomes are under four shelves full of angels, AND the Virgin Mary

Now I'm not a prude, but this store setting up garden gnomes with their dicks out, at kids eye level, facing out towards the kids playground, when they're on a corner and have a whole other glass side to put dick gnomes on, seems like... a definite choice.

Are rams named "rams" because they ram into things with their heads, or is ramming something called "ramming" because that's what rams do?