Britt Andrews

And maybe I'm just bitter because my Dad is dead, but I dunno, something about downplaying your kids appreciation for you really shits me.

Because the options are:

1. His kids don't appreciate him, in which case he didn't raise wonderful kids

2. His kids DO appreciate them but he just likes to pretend they don't for the lols, in which case that's pretty shitty and maybe his kids shouldn't appreciate him

The Woolworths insurance tv ad makes me irrationally angry.

Narrator introducing a guy, says "he's raised six wonderful kids, one day they might even appreciate him", guy does a loud "HA!"

I know it just taps into the WIFE BAD genre of boomer humour but I honestly find it infuriating.

Went to pee and came back to what can only be described as seat theft.

I'm trying to play PlayStation but this dude wants to throw his unicorn at me (and Lego wants to sniff his butt)

I think it's meant to be like... self sufficient for lack of a better word? But it definitely feels for me like I would like slightly more hand holding.

Imagine how much better the world would be if the people who believed in the rapture actually got raptured

There definitely seems to be a lot of shit that isn't explained. Like... at all

THE STORY CAN CHANGE?!?

Now it's even more concerning!!!

I guess my worry is about how you unlock different weapons/armour as you go through and I'm like, should I be leveling up the abilities I already have? Or getting all the weapons/abilities/armour FIRST?

I'm playing #GhostOfYotei but I'm not sure if I'm doing it correctly or not.

I prefer to do side quests first and I'm unsure if the game wants me to do main stuff first? But I also don't want to Google it in case I get spoilered...

Too high to do Ghost of Yotei missions, not high enough to sleep.

Guess whose gunna be riding their horse around picking bamboo and flowers for the next two hours? This bitch.

Maybe I should get my in game photography Instagram account working again.

As expected #GhostofYotei has a great photo mode.

Secondly - WHY IS HE CAMPING HERE THE INN IS 1KM AWAY YOU CAN SEE IT JUST GO TO THE INN AND SLEEP IN A BED?!

This guy at that building in the distance was like "my friend is missing I've not seen him in days!" and I asked where his camp is and he pointed me to where I am now.

Like. Sir. This is maybe 1km away. You could literally yell at him from there. It's not that far to check on him.

/r/BrandNewSentence

After Ghost of Tsushima, I'm so used to the "follow a random wild animal and it leads you somewhere cool" thing. Except I just chased a chicken around an inn twice before I realised I was just chasing a chicken that was running away from me.

In the opening scene of Ghost of Yotei, you come across a horse being attacked by bandits. You kill the bandits and adopt the horse.

Something terrible and heartbreakingly sad is going to happen to this horse later in the game isn't it??

I also really need to pee but if I get up it'll wake Roman and he was being a naughty little shit earlier and only just settled down to sleep so I don't want to wake the terror inside him again.

It's really hard to play this game when I keep having to stop to take photos of these two sleepy sausages.

While I'm waiting for the game to load, I'm admiring the controller and it is very pretty

A motherfucking hour before I can play Ghost of Yotei?!

Why doesn't Sony let you preload a game like Xbox does?!

Historical Wrestlers are now live in the match simulator 🤼

Woke up excited by Ghost of Yotei coming out today just to find out that Jane Goodall died what a fucking terrible day

Catching legendary pokemon in L:A is so funny because the implication is they're challenging you to a battle of wills to see if you're worthy of their power and then I nail them in the face with glob of rancid goo and catch them with a gigaton ball in the back.

....sorry, how exactly will the radical left shut down the government?

Pretty sure one of the locals I play Pokemon Go with has made an Instagram account *solely* to follow my dogs' account.

Locked profile, 0 followers, 1 following, and that's LegoRomanReigns.

She does love the boys though, she gives them heaps of cuddles when I take them to Community Days.

I love how some true crime docos are like "here is an out of focus, zoomed in on just vague bloody item of clothing, photo of the crime scene" and others are like "HEY HERES THE DEAD BODY"

One of the wrestlers at a show I was shooting (a wrestler who I very much love, he is a lovely person) came over and said hi to me before a show, then said "anyway I gotta go because I'm having a panic attack". 10mins later he's coming out the curtain to wrestle.

This is already a great investment.

Exhibit A:

A reddit post in r/mildlyinteresting titled: "I add a layer of paint to this quarter whenever I’m in a meeting". The associated picture shows a rounded conical glob of blueish white paint on top of a yellow kraft paper square, with a paint-riter+ pen behind it, on a desk.

A comment by the author of the post named "nominyomom": Some information: - The coin has been in progress since February 2025. - Daily standup is the biggest contributor. - Engineering at Big Tech is 90% figuring out what everyone is doing. - I’ve emptied 2.75 Markal Paint-Ritter+ pens. - I also add colors with Expo and Sharpies but those don’t add much thickness. - The paint blob never fully dries, it takes fingerprints very well and sags due to gravity and surface tension - If it ever gets misshapen, I add a bunch of the paint, it softens up and surface tension pulls it back into symmetry. - The quarter is a State Quarter, but I have forgotten which state. - if the meeting is especially useless, I lift it to my nose and take nice big whiffs.

finally some normal fucking people on reddit