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“We want to preserve its legacy” he says, as he prepares to shit all over its legacy.

Trump-backed Calif. congressman moves to gut key coastal protections Republican California congressman Kevin Kiley, backed by Donald Trump, has introduced federal legislation to essentially abolish the Coastal Commission.

"Kiley represents California’s massive 3rd District, which stretches from north of Tahoe and the suburbs of Sacramento through Mammoth Lakes and down to Death Valley. (Notably, his district does not touch on any areas along the coast.)" 😡

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Currently eating sushi with a fork.

@laurie-larsen.bsky.social She’s gone undercover.

Buster ended up allright.

Hear me out, a fitbit for my cat. I want to know how many steps that mf’r got today.

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Best I can do with the gifs at hand. Also, I really miss this show.

Robert Saleh round two.

Sounds like enduring a single day with her is an accomplishment in itself.

Such an iconic Chef and restaurant.

He’s a lil contortionist ↪️⤴️⤵️

Fluffy cat contorted in an unnatural way staring at the camera.

Sup.

Ultra mega chicken? It is only legend.

Book is my favorite book.

Frankly I think it’s ridiculous giving him a 2 year $60m contract, but I’m glad he got paid.

Anyone who thinks html is “fancy coding” never had a geocities page.

Jk no it’s not I don’t know any of the words you just said.

Relatable.

He’s patient zero for bird flu, isn’t he?

Christmas Carol 2 where Scrooge becomes president by saying he was going after the other elites like him but really he just takes away services the poors use and provides tax breaks to all his homies. Half the people love him though because he blames their woes on immigrants and promises deportation

Good thing I didn’t leave the house today.

It was so hazy! Wondering what is going on…

Oh Ronald you dirty scoundrel.

Or here me out:

We make extra big cars that can be joined together to make one long car. Maybe have it run on rails or some crazy shit like that. Then we can pack all those separate drivers into a single vehicle. That way only one person has to drive and the rest can just play on their phones.

Ultra mega pigeon. Shhh, no no, it is only legend.

This is the correct cookie to filling ratio.

Yes, he’s ambidickstrous. It’s a thing look it up.

Mood.

When are we going?