Jonathan Monte

The Florida Gators are not Halal

Every Bowl is a Holiday during Riyadh Season

She has two deaths on her conscience

If he really wants to bring back the “warfighter ethos” he should campaign to bring back cut blocking.

In these trying times there is only one thing that can unite this Great Nation… The Rock-scar

Ive enjoyed watching the interns at my local station try to explain that we don’t have any control over Disney or Jimmy Kimmel

DJ Lagway with a Rex Grossman-like performance

There is already something like he is describing. It’s ADX Florence.

I laughed way too hard at “I’m dry brother”

JOHN CENA HEEL TURN!!!! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!!!!

My governor rented a Tiger from Florida because the State University wouldn’t let him parade the one they had around a football stadium.

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Is the trump indictment dropping the same day as the Lizzie lawsuit the new Barbenheimer?

A coworker at work just tried to tell me Traditional Italian Cacio e pepe should not have cheese…
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Never Forget

Not many people know this, but a sleeping Basset Hound weighs about as much as a small Sun