RiderToast, fumbler of the First Bag

They can require I do CME in opioids, child abuse, and dementia for my license but they can’t require that I’m not running them all at the same time in different tabs.

Please, Anjin-san, when you say "That's that on periodt"- this is not civilized. We prefer to say, "Perhaps it is so"

I wish there was a musical way I could learn more about how great Travis Kelce’s dick is

Anything over 300 ft.² is bourgeois decadence

AI and my fat ass

Two things that are clearly a bubble

looking like a romulan

Mandatory conference poster dimensions are discriminatory against my juicy ASS

Can’t photocopy my ass at work cause we don’t have legal 😔

A lawyer AND an fbi agent

Literally! She was!

Asha Rangappa has been a 50 year COINTELPRO splinter project that is now fully declassified. Thank you all for participating.

My emails are important and make the world a better place

I’m at the enteroinvasive E Coli infection

I’m at the shigella infection

I’m at the combination enteroinvasive E. coli/shigella infection

Call me! I need the job!

Only quitters lose.

It’s impossible to lose at gambling if you never stop.

A black background, and a black plastic tray on which rests a sandwich with fried chicken, a beef patty, bacon, onions, and cheese, on a dark green sesame bun. A creepy, bony, black-grey hand with long nails reaches into frame to grab it. The copy read "Nightmare King--Feed Your nightmares"

Burger King Nightmare King (2018-2018): A 1/4 pound beef patty, crispy chicken fillet, American cheese, bacon, onions and mayo, served on a dyed-green bun. Released special for Halloween, BK claimed that it was developed with a sleep institute, designed to induce nightmares if eaten before bed

This is a truly baffling decision, and I can only assume this is to curry favor from the apparatchik FCC to approve a business deal without which would cause them to close.

Cleveland maybe

My most insane take is that the helldude could win a congressional seat in the Chicago or St. Louis suburbs

Their only move is waiting for Republicans to screw up badly enough to win the next election by default, except now we're in a situation where, even if they do win the midterms, it won't stop what's happening. You need a whole different set of guys for this moment

Brewsters millions but he has to bankrupt the whole country to bring luxury space communism to the whole planet.

Seriously if this is what he actually believes, then invoke the insurrection act, round up the governor, the mayor, and your own judge, and see how it goes. You're in charge now, asshole. Get the party started

MGS game with ANTIFA Raiden where the bad guy is a splinter faction of ICE that formed a paramilitary group called like Subzero unit and all the bosses are different types of preppers. The Hoarder, Insulin Rhinoceros, Dialysis Bandicoot.

And then all of the splinter right wing paramilitary groups that arise out of that.

It is exceedingly clear that if we make it to another remotely left leaning presidency we’re Gonna Have to Do Something About ICE

It’s National Poetry Day.

The greatest poem in the English language.

Ok. Thanks. You should sign up for COBRA as soon as possible. Your last paycheck will be ready on Friday. Ellen from HR is here to answer whatever questions you still have. Good luck.

One Errand After Another

Lmao our fascist overlords are using compound tumblr swears about their least favorite bootlickers. Yea can we get the 101st airborne to detain the immigrant children also dan bongino is a cromulent fuck waffle