RiderToast, lovable scamp

It's a feature of capitalism! The problem isn't hurr durr everyone is stupid except for me. There is no study, discipline, or truth of "politics," it's not something you can do to make anything better. it's just part of your personal brand like religion and sports

This is doing numbers cause it’s funny but it is alarmingly true that due to complete capture of our education system by capital we produce the lost inscrutable politically illiterate chuds on the planet and it’s killing us.

What's up Bluesky! My name is Chris, I'm 42, I'm a software engineer at a start up that is disrupting the debt collection space, Xaya the busty pansexual lemur is my OC

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

Take my Union for example… please! *tugs on collar and my head rolls down the podium*

I want to be in the room when It Happens

I’m sorry so we just are all letting go this also reveals they have been reliant on Twitter for reporting for years?

My hpv and I saw you from across the festival and we really dig your vibe

Guy who coached more minor league games than Bobby valentine

I’m sorry I don’t think we need a 960 SAT guy in power. I think we can still be inclusive and require over a 1200.

2007, what a time

RiderToast MD IBS FABP PhD Drip(Post-nasal)

Putting my ailments next to my name like degrees and certifications

If your job depends on Twitter you’re not even real to me. Like what are you gonna do if I turn off the screen? Starve.

Post here or don't, man, but stop whining about it.

Actually journos and pundits whining about how they are being treated here is an EXTREMELY pre Elon twitter thing. This just proves Bluesky is getting better actually.

Please k*** me

East coasters getting BRUTALLY SNOWMOGGED by WETMAXXING stormoids spiking their cortisol when they should be out SALTGOONING the walkways.

am i crazy or is this just cunty peter griffin

I feel like they’re gonna just force this down our throats. If he’s successful they get to say left purity tests are bad and if he fails they get to blame him being on the left.

@caulimovirus.bsky.social

She’s everyone’s Jewish mother now

I read this book about your junk

Say you’re “socially liberal but fiscally conservative” and then yeet yourself into the sun

Pro tip to conservative guys having trouble on dating apps, put your political views as “moderate” then walk into the ocean

Maldonado salt preserves texture and sensation but the food gets stuck between the ridges

An army of tiny mohels perfectly shaping each grain of salt to make it kosher.

How do you not do a Ryan Coogler Michael B Jordan Blade at this point? Stand alone, get older audiences back to theaters. Like not even because I think it’s good it’s just like so obvious for them to do.

MR PRESIDENT SIR SEND MY FIRTBORNS TO DIE OF OREGON TRAIL DISEASES IN LATIN AMERICA MY HOUSE IS WORTH 5% MORE THAN LAST YEAR