@captlaserpants.bsky.social
Mostly okay guy. Interests include frogs, owls, complaining. Jokes for no one.
Oh hell yeah. Fast boy.
17.02.2026 02:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sonic the Buttmogg
16.02.2026 22:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Macedon would be a much better choice
16.02.2026 17:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is very wow.
15.02.2026 18:53 β π 47 π 8 π¬ 12 π 0Bobsled: sledding with buddies
Skiing: skinny sleds and sticks
Luge: sledding while lying down
Skeleton: sledding with danger
Biathlon: skiing (sledding) with guns
Skating: shoe sleds
Hockey: shoe sleds, sticks, and buddies
Snowboarding: sledding while standing
Could mention sickly children but that might be too Dickensian
15.02.2026 17:21 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Guy Fieri clean shaven and with standard brown hair
Suburban Dad Guy Fieri appeared to me in a dream and told me how the world ends
14.02.2026 16:58 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The Winter Olympics are just sledding with accessories
14.02.2026 17:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Itβs going to rain tomorrow, and I have the worst super power.
28.04.2025 18:59 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Guy Fieri clean shaven and with standard brown hair
Suburban Dad Guy Fieri appeared to me in a dream and told me how the world ends
14.02.2026 16:58 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Have you tried not running interference for sex criminals
14.02.2026 12:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Exactly
12.02.2026 17:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0He better kiss me too
12.02.2026 17:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Did you stop taking your quaaludes
12.02.2026 17:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0People posting about the Olympics like they know anything. Nobody knows anything about these goofy gravity-based sports
12.02.2026 17:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Platonically?
12.02.2026 13:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0To the furry driving in Pittsburgh with a front license plate that just said "SUBMISSIVE", a ton of furry stickers, and a "JESUS LOVES ME" thing hanging from the rearview mirror-- who are you
11.02.2026 21:31 β π 31 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0You should say this to your mom and see what she says
11.02.2026 21:50 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Somebody needs to inception musk about the rods of god so we can get some funny articles out of it
11.02.2026 20:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Colorectal cancer. Get screened, folks
11.02.2026 20:27 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0βOne balloon was shot down,β is an extremely funny sentence in this context.
11.02.2026 18:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Had to check if this was real
11.02.2026 17:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If only the papers would publish my cocaine-addled thoughts
11.02.2026 17:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Swamp Watch 2026
10.02.2026 23:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Muppet Show is so fucking back
10.02.2026 23:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dang thatβs wild
10.02.2026 23:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sorry that was a joke
10.02.2026 21:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Who the hell uses desktop anymore???
10.02.2026 21:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
