Robo-Sasquatch
07.10.2025 00:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@captlaserpants.bsky.social
Mostly okay guy. Interests include frogs, owls, complaining. Jokes for no one.
Robo-Sasquatch
07.10.2025 00:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Bread
08.10.2025 00:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sasquatch Fight Club
07.10.2025 00:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Robo-Sasquatch
07.10.2025 00:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Did his mom buy the whole family matching pajamas for Christmas
07.10.2025 00:12 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Like, come on, being a big account doesnโt give you carte blanche to behave inappropriately
06.10.2025 18:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โPlease donโt ban me, I was just kidding!!!โ
06.10.2025 18:00 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Unicorse interrupts Chilli trying to read a nice book about making shoes.
Death of a Unicorn (2025)
12.08.2025 16:21 โ ๐ 70 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0We need to embrace that we are living in the theatre of the absurd
06.10.2025 01:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Cybersasquatch
06.10.2025 01:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Saved an owl figurine from the trash because my neighbor is moving out. Itโs probably not cursed.
06.10.2025 01:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Needs further investigation
06.10.2025 01:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think a woman kinda likes me?
06.10.2025 01:29 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Seems like she is the common denominator between her dad and her kid getting sick
06.10.2025 00:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Did someone put the joke understander label on your profile or something
05.10.2025 22:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I love that Billy Squier song
05.10.2025 20:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โBigfoot is real and horny.โ
05.10.2025 20:44 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Compassion fatigue is a real thing that affects people in fields like healthcare. This is not that.
05.10.2025 20:42 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Donโt forget to pay your October bone tax. Give me your bones to ensure you donโt go to bone jail.
01.10.2025 19:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1I just didnโt care for vampires taking over the world. But I agree the kid subplot was bad.
05.10.2025 15:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This show was really disappointing. I think it could have been way better if kept doing public health + vampire hunting, instead of nukes and vampire black ops
05.10.2025 14:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Free costume ideas
05.10.2025 13:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Metal gear solid BM
05.10.2025 02:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Death of a Unicorn was pretty good
05.10.2025 02:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Definitely not a butt doing a fart
04.10.2025 11:48 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Melting all the cheese from fancy cheese section in one big bowl to create the Supercheese
03.10.2025 23:10 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Hasnโt the treasury tried multiple times to introduce dollar coins to replace $1 bills? And it doesnโt work because people donโt like coins?
03.10.2025 19:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Foiled again!
03.10.2025 17:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0