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@captlaserpants.bsky.social

Mostly okay guy. Interests include frogs, owls, complaining. Jokes for no one.

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Robo-Sasquatch

07.10.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bread

08.10.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sasquatch Fight Club

07.10.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Robo-Sasquatch

07.10.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did his mom buy the whole family matching pajamas for Christmas

07.10.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a military uniform salutes with his hand on his hat ALT: a man in a military uniform salutes with his hand on his hat
06.10.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like, come on, being a big account doesnโ€™t give you carte blanche to behave inappropriately

06.10.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œPlease donโ€™t ban me, I was just kidding!!!โ€

06.10.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Unicorse interrupts Chilli trying to read a nice book about making shoes.

Unicorse interrupts Chilli trying to read a nice book about making shoes.

Death of a Unicorn (2025)

12.08.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We need to embrace that we are living in the theatre of the absurd

06.10.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cybersasquatch

06.10.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saved an owl figurine from the trash because my neighbor is moving out. Itโ€™s probably not cursed.

06.10.2025 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Needs further investigation

06.10.2025 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think a woman kinda likes me?

06.10.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems like she is the common denominator between her dad and her kid getting sick

06.10.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did someone put the joke understander label on your profile or something

05.10.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that Billy Squier song

05.10.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œBigfoot is real and horny.โ€

05.10.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Compassion fatigue is a real thing that affects people in fields like healthcare. This is not that.

05.10.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t forget to pay your October bone tax. Give me your bones to ensure you donโ€™t go to bone jail.

01.10.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a hamburger ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a hamburger

Sorry you have bad taste

05.10.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just didnโ€™t care for vampires taking over the world. But I agree the kid subplot was bad.

05.10.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This show was really disappointing. I think it could have been way better if kept doing public health + vampire hunting, instead of nukes and vampire black ops

05.10.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Free costume ideas

05.10.2025 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Metal gear solid BM

05.10.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Death of a Unicorn was pretty good

05.10.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely not a butt doing a fart

04.10.2025 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Melting all the cheese from fancy cheese section in one big bowl to create the Supercheese

03.10.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hasnโ€™t the treasury tried multiple times to introduce dollar coins to replace $1 bills? And it doesnโ€™t work because people donโ€™t like coins?

03.10.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Foiled again!

03.10.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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