Claire M

Bingo.The ultimate Tubby quote, all you ever need to know, is when he was talking about some dinner for dignitaries and he said that everyone else got one scoop of ice cream, but he got two. Engrave it on the portico of his Presidential "library" and leave the interior empty

Kash Patel in an extra-medium polyester tactical polo standing normal at the gym

Ernest Goes to LA Fitness

It's all about vengeance. He perceives the people on SNAP as Dem voters, so they must be punished.

Mamdani is going to implement Shar pei law. Enjoy your black tongue.

I have it on good authority they have a great plan, an absolutely terrific plan, the best plan, they're just waiting for its 20 year anniversary to unveil it.

Those sideburns look like velvet.

He can still pass the test! And it's not easy! I've been told it's one of the hardest tests of all times! And he passed it with flying colors! Man, woman, camera...

The Number One reason he got the job.

Like he would even know.

Free transpo is a handout for the rich. How do you think their employees get to work? Especially as they are being pushed further and further out.

Crestwood representing.

No thanks. But I betcha if anyone ever holds Steven Anderson accountable he turns into a blubbering baby.

A couple dozen billionaires will get to be trillionaires?

Morning.

"Handsy" = putting his hands down the pants of a woman he doesn't know and digitally penetrating her. Beyond gross, it's pathological. And, obv, criminal. She doesn't want boys on her daughters' sports teams, does she want them assaulted in dressing rooms?

Child Rape Field?

Good. It's ridiculous. If you're scared call the cops.

Congratulations @latenightseth.bsky.social

You don't have to ask, he does it for free.

This is bad news for Joe Biden.

Pardon this patriot!

if Kristi Noem wishes to fly in a used Spirit airlines plane with no engine, who am I to tell her no

Social Eyes! I like that! Hey, wait a minute...social eyes...socialISM! I see what you did there. No, great idea, but you can't have it.

Looting of the treasury...

Somewhere between 1 and 3: the President of the United States amplifies crazed conspiracy.

The Perv Bowl?

Very expensive candy.

This is the food distribution line at Nellis Air Force Base in Las Vegas 11/7/25. This is what Trump doesn't want you to see.

And that thing going on with his neck. I saw some very obscene signs with that.

@davidjroth.bsky.social