Mark Vomit

the old man giveth and the old man taketh away

it’s fascinating that nyu film school graduate video is peaking now after percolating for like 15 years

there’s not that many quiet parts left

learning too much about cats turns you into an anti-fascist

skynet would have just sent a podcaster instead of a terminator

The Businessman says “well, if they didn’t want to be buried in trash, they would just stay quiet,”

this is the best system we can come up with.

As the machine dumps trash on us, we scream “nooo!” “please stop!” “no more trash!” The Engagement™️ of the screams fuels the machine as it furiously shovels more trash.

seems like the average fox news viewer. i guess representation does matter.

was your first guess “sport?”

they missed a great opportunity to use “monkey” by george michael as the end credits music to Monkey

people sit out as a protest and right wingers fill the void. who could imagine.

unfortunately a large portion of your most likely audience were early cord cutters. i havnt had access to tbs in decades.

“obama is the drone president” is a weird sticky label that just shows how republicans are never held to any standards

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NOBODY’S DOING ANYTHING (on my fyp while i’m laying in bed scrolling)

hey don’t cut him short, maybe he was also on road rules

it’s always been a horror movie

boob bouncing video intros are gonna be one of the stereotypes the next generation mocks

“do what thou wilt when you are of legal age and have been granted your mother’s permission shall be the whole of the law” is a pretty cool motto actually

this is a summary of every “joe rogan talks to mel gibson” clip that has infected my timeline

must be “blue zones” /s

the line between “why didn’t “they” warn us or do anything to stop it” and “this is fear mongering and overreacting” is microscopic and moves retroactively.

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