JLo Biafra

Pritzker: "He said he was going after the worst of the worst. It's not going after the worst of the worst when you're just literally stopping children who happen to be brown & asking them for papers as if they're gonna have proof they're a citizen. Pull out your phones and film everything you see"

The Oval looks like Liberace’s bedroom

Pritzker: "He wants to militarize major cities because he wants us to get used to the idea of troops on the streets. I believe he's gonna post people outside of polling places and if he needs to in order to control those elections, he'll assume control of the ballot boxes & count the votes himself"

Chicago PD: arrest these motherfuckers threatening civilians. Put them in jail. Let the courts sort it out

The Best Buy logo only it says “Best Bi”

When you’re too gay for the straights and too straight for the gays but you finally learned to give up needing to be accepted by either just to feel valid

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

This from @govpritzker.illinois.gov on @cnn.com

The funniest thing about this is how legit terrified ICE looks.

It's increasingly clear that the president lives in a constructed bubble of unreality designed by aides who are manipulating him in order to take control of US policy. Seems like an important story - wish media would cover it.

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.

Holy shit, WHAT?!
HOW AM I OLDER THAN THIS ASSHOLE??? 🤯

The thing that bothers me so much is not the “we have to enforce our borders and laws.” We do.

It’s the giddy joy and celebration they have at the misery of people far less fortunate.

Always punching down

Keep talking, Howard, keep talking.

As the former mayor of Dawson City, Yukon said, “Canadians are born all over the world, it just sometimes takes them a bit of time to get here.”
Welcome home ❤️🤍

I choo choo choose violence

if there is a rake anywhere in a 500-mile radius, this man will find it and step on it

This is halloween being played on plexamp

Yall! It's time!!!!

The president just gathered the highest ranking officers in the military to tell them that he may order them to kill American citizens -- and that they better follow his orders. All in response to a series of crises that have no basis in reality.

I don't know how to yell any louder.

yeah they're just murdering random people on these boats

Always on My Mind - Pet Shop Boys

Autism is a disability not a disease.

Autism is a disability not a disease.

Autism is a DISABILITY not a disease.

You can't cure a disability.

We need SUPPORTS. Not to be treated like we have the plague. 🤦‍♀️

A pattern is developing where everyone who fights back against a Trump attack inevitably wins with their reputation much better than before, and everyone who caves to him looks like shit and has Trump coming back for more a month later.

And they wonder why we don’t report 🤬

Van Hollen: I will just say that anybody who thinks we're on the way to authoritarianism is wrong. We are there

I don’t think I’ve ever loved anything as much as ICE loves violently attacking women.

When they said she had range, that is not what I thought they meant.

Well whoever “him” is must be some kind of ninja because I don’t see anyone

But it’s America, when *isn’t* there a shooting?

Oh, someone in the Trump admin is grifting off their latest announcement? I’m shocked 😒