Chicken Dinner

I’m totally saying “he got it right in the Frenchman” anytime I see a nut shot from now on.

The Grand Slams often stream on YouTube free!

Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video

This should have been a draft.

Minnesota moves closer to putting Exxon, Koch, and American Petroleum Institute on trial | Center for Climate Integrity A three judge panel rejected Big Oil’s latest arguments for escaping the state’s climate and consumer fraud lawsuit.

Minnesota is one step closer to putting ExxonMobil, Koch Industries, and the American Petroleum Institute on trial for climate and consumer fraud. 🙌

"These defendants prioritized their profits over the people of Minnesota, and deception was their business model,” said @ag.state.mn.us last year.

Devin! Didn’t know you were on Bluesky, great timing to find you going into the rest of the games!

Yeah, she was on fire today.

I still get to revel in the time my buddy pinned him against a wall backstage after one of his shows (circa 1995) when he got handsy with his GF. His security didn’t step in for a good minute cause they knew he was a POS.

I’m a good source. My good friend is a Team USA coach and I played in Club Nationals last year😉

I feel like there’s a lot more than that one, but yes. Currently listening to If Books Could Kill pod- lots of examples of shitty advice books that have propelled us to this point.

They’re also yelling for directional sweeping. Either curl, straight or clean. Three different types of sweeping.

#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow

This just get sent to the entire family. 🦩🦩🦩

Prisencolinensinainciusol by Adriano Celentano on Apple Music Song · 2019 · Duration 3:51

Hoping this shows up on the ceremony tonight

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All eyes on Olympic ski-jumping’s crotch-enlargement scandal in Norway

Not bad, but I think we could come up with some really good headlines for this.

All eyes on Olympic ski-jumping’s crotch-enlargement scandal in Norway Pic of headline from euro-weekly

Just found the best headline I could, but I feel like they can do better.

The first medalist to not get laid in the village is gonna be the ski jumpers right?

Ah, of course. So we know whoever gets a medal has a small pecker. Got it.

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Actually…kind of. There was a guy at my old club that wrote several songs about curling but I have no idea how to find them🤷‍♂️

How did I miss this! I had friends in the village that year😔

A Secret Oil Cartel Might Have Killed Our Clean-Energy Future In a landmark antitrust case, Michigan alleges oil companies colluded to “capture and kill” clean-energy and electric-vehicle efforts.

Big Oil "purchased solar and EV patents to ensure others couldn’t use them, solicited control of renewable markets and then abandoned them, and funded powerful institutions to promote false solutions, all while using trade groups to downplay the harms of fossil fuels, according to the complaint." 😠

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Ask me anything about curling!

Also see rich assholes during the restaurant buying spree: “I love to eat at restaurants, I should own one.”

Isn’t he dead?

Not Elmo, Elmo’s eternally awesome.

Watched the first two episodes last night and exactly what I thought. Excited for the rest!

I set a goal ten years ago that when I turn 50 I still want to look good in a pair of jeans. That’s gonna be in August and I’m on track, but also getting too old for anyone to notice.

That’s interesting. I e found Apple Maps does a good job of mapping the best bike routes around Denver.

It’s great for what I do. Collect music like an addict and make my dog listen to minimal.