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this is a hot take but charlie deserved to get shot like that, after what he did to his brother's finger

31.10.2025 00:31 — 👍 7    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
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George Perez #92: Teen Titans

(Halloween theme)

30.10.2025 18:45 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- NANCY SEES SLUGGO WALKING HIS DOG DOWNTOWN 

NANCY: WHERE DID YOU GET THE MUTT, SLUGGO?

P2- SLUGGO: MUTT, HUH!
- - HE'S A REAL HUNTIN' DORG ---WHEN
HE SEES A BOID--HE POINTS

P3-NANCY: WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?

P4- SLUGGO: DAT MEANS HE AIN'T SURE

SLUGGO’S DOG IS CURLING HIS TAIL INTO A QUESTION MARK.

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY SEES SLUGGO WALKING HIS DOG DOWNTOWN NANCY: WHERE DID YOU GET THE MUTT, SLUGGO? P2- SLUGGO: MUTT, HUH! - - HE'S A REAL HUNTIN' DORG ---WHEN HE SEES A BOID--HE POINTS P3-NANCY: WHAT'S HE DOING NOW? P4- SLUGGO: DAT MEANS HE AIN'T SURE SLUGGO’S DOG IS CURLING HIS TAIL INTO A QUESTION MARK.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 29,1945

29.10.2025 13:59 — 👍 619    🔁 52    💬 9    📌 4
(Reginald is floating in the air following a scent trail, like Toucan Sam)
BEARTATO: Whoa! What are you doing?

REGINALD: Barbecue law states that if I follow a scent to its grill, the  griller has to give me a hot dog. C'mon!

(Reginald continues floating. Beartato follows along)
REGINALD: Oh boy oh boy!

(They reach the source of the scent. Harrison is on fire.)
REGINALD (disappointed): Awww man!

(Reginald is floating in the air following a scent trail, like Toucan Sam) BEARTATO: Whoa! What are you doing? REGINALD: Barbecue law states that if I follow a scent to its grill, the griller has to give me a hot dog. C'mon! (Reginald continues floating. Beartato follows along) REGINALD: Oh boy oh boy! (They reach the source of the scent. Harrison is on fire.) REGINALD (disappointed): Awww man!

Barbecue Law

29.10.2025 16:14 — 👍 709    🔁 133    💬 7    📌 3
“Mariners: ‘Well well well not so easy to find a playoff game shorter than 15 innings, huh?” Onion DeBlasio story but like, terribly done

“Mariners: ‘Well well well not so easy to find a playoff game shorter than 15 innings, huh?” Onion DeBlasio story but like, terribly done

28.10.2025 05:37 — 👍 2650    🔁 516    💬 8    📌 5

anyone else remember the Y2K era fondue craze? what was up with that

27.10.2025 04:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A picture of some m&ms and pokemon rumble spheals. The text says
PSA: Check your kids' halloween candy carefully. Someone tried to hide spheals in my son's m&ms

A picture of some m&ms and pokemon rumble spheals. The text says PSA: Check your kids' halloween candy carefully. Someone tried to hide spheals in my son's m&ms

25.10.2025 13:00 — 👍 482    🔁 187    💬 3    📌 2

going on a ghost tour

23.10.2025 23:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

its funny how fluoride gets a bad rep when it's the most "natural medicine" discovery.

Scientists were like "some mountain kids got invincible teeth, lets test their spring water. Oh weird, the invincible teeth mountain spring water has fluoride in it, lets give it to everybody"

23.10.2025 01:45 — 👍 513    🔁 110    💬 9    📌 0

oh fuck. shit.
Dear Mrs. ipad2024...

23.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Babyforum, the forum for kids!
5:33 pm RileySmiley19: Has anyone tried Buttered Noodles? Omg!!!
5:37 pm ashermcqueen123: i like pisketty
5:40 pm ipad2024: I don't like it.
5:42 pm RileySmiley19: Have you tried it?
5:42 pm ipad2024: I don't like it.

23.10.2025 00:39 — 👍 25    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 0

wtf is iPad's problem? I'm banning this kid

23.10.2025 00:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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05.07.2025 18:43 — 👍 408    🔁 180    💬 1    📌 2
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From last night, as far as I can remember ...

21.10.2025 02:02 — 👍 484    🔁 38    💬 10    📌 2
"Anna, Lindsey Halligan Here."
Anna Bower
Monday, October 20, 2025, 5:40 PM
Share On: f X inK My Signal exchange with the interim U.S. attorney about
the Letitia James grand jury.

"Anna, Lindsey Halligan Here." Anna Bower Monday, October 20, 2025, 5:40 PM Share On: f X inK My Signal exchange with the interim U.S. attorney about the Letitia James grand jury.

EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.

I glanced down at the message.

“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.

So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.

www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...

20.10.2025 22:09 — 👍 21705    🔁 6851    💬 1486    📌 1965

yay :)

20.10.2025 23:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

showing up outside of congress demanding to see mike johnson or his wallet

20.10.2025 22:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

how come the government can shut down but I still gotta pay my student loans?

20.10.2025 22:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this louvre theft is some crazy viral marketing for now you see me 3: now you three me

20.10.2025 03:10 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

trump must really be off his game for setting himself up for "king trump? more like king DUMP"

19.10.2025 06:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It should be illegal for me to be forced into an app when it could've been just as functional as a website

19.10.2025 02:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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FUNDRAISER! Give $40 or⬆️ to Trans Law Center, email receipt to helioscopepdx+popup@gmail.com
I’ll send you a postcard sketch of any comics character. No real likenesses-comics only. I’ll do 5! Check replies here; I'll post when they're all gone. Offer good worldwide! transgenderlawcenter.org/donate/

18.10.2025 22:51 — 👍 115    🔁 61    💬 4    📌 1

Cheerios will be fine. They are honey glazed and frosted, plus other things

Fruit loops need to look out, though. They only got the one thing going

18.10.2025 22:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes

18.10.2025 22:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I’m at the Portland Retrogaming Expo
I’m at the No Kings protest
I’m at the combination Portland Retrogaming Expo and No Kings protest

18.10.2025 17:25 — 👍 168    🔁 49    💬 4    📌 0

if you love something, set it free
If it comes back to you, it's yours...

18.10.2025 05:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A very happy and blessed E•MO•TION 10th anniversary special edition album with bonus tracks to all who celebrate

17.10.2025 17:07 — 👍 60    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 0

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

14.10.2025 17:44 — 👍 3051    🔁 628    💬 9    📌 8

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