@shmoo.bsky.social
ＲＵＢＢＥＲ ＭＡＳＫ ＦＩＲＭ ＬＯＶＥＲ™ | giftlist is here http://wishlistr.com/shmoo | she/her | I kick @coughyhaus.bsky.social for fun what do you even do in descriptions anymore
Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱
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baba is painting
baba
23.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 48 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0
trying to film a new food video but someone has taken over the set...
21.02.2026 23:29 — 👍 495 🔁 55 💬 22 📌 0
I cannot tell a lie: I’ve been so busy celebrating President’s Day Week that I forgot to post this earlier.
@theonion.com
A screenshot of a text box from Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. Kathryn Janeway: Follow them! We'll get Tuvok's lungs back.
This is what gaming is all about
20.02.2026 03:23 — 👍 4388 🔁 1047 💬 59 📌 45ye
20.02.2026 01:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what is a secure boot violation? why is there an invalid signature? no fucking idea, but you can count on one thing: google being zero help
19.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0love to get home after getting up at 3 am for work to a computer that randomly decides to give me a heart attack
19.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0wait no buck rogers fmv. is the property public domain yet
19.02.2026 05:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just watched Buck Rogers (1979) and I kind of would want bioware to just make a buck rogers game instead of a new mass effect
19.02.2026 04:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Black and white photo of a light skinned elderly gentleman sitting in a chair with a blanket draped around his shoulders. He looks at the camera jovially and points to a shorthaired white and ginger cat sitting contentedly in his lap.
The adorable lap tyrant. Real photo postcard from my collection, no date/info.
18.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 1567 🔁 120 💬 24 📌 6
(child voice that sounds both both boarded and stoned like their dad promised them five bucks if they line read before their mom picks them up)
"oh nO? it can drive noW?"
Skinamarink 2: ollie ollie oxen DIE!
This summer hell is on wheels. only in theaters.
HONK TAKE YOUR TIME… I’M THE BOSS AROUND HERE HONK HONK HONK HONK NANCY IS THE SCHOOL CROSSING GUARD, AND SHE HAS STOPPED TRAFFIC, TO ALLOW A TURTLE TO CROSS THE ROADS
IT’S MONDAY
TAKE YOUR TIME- - -
NANCY’S THE BOSS
AROUND HERE
how many spots do you plan on hitting up for dumpling week
16.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Don't have sex with food
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Nancy 2/15/26 … presenting “My Daily Schedule”
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Nancy 2/14/26 — Valentine’s Date 💘
14.02.2026 14:52 — 👍 587 🔁 98 💬 7 📌 3nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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Nancy Day 8
08.01.2026 22:40 — 👍 560 🔁 90 💬 9 📌 5why was the kid rock statutory rape song in the osmosis jones movie
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R Rivelino the Artist @alpharivelino • 2h She will compare your cock to every previous cock 29 {7 63 215 企 Cmonmack! @Cmonmack1 Replying to @alpharivelino Someone with cock confidence wouldn't be worried by this
One of my proudest online moments
07.02.2026 23:11 — 👍 3778 🔁 395 💬 60 📌 20Cirpsing
07.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"who the hell is he texting about got pockets" *checks phone* "oh it's me ❤️❤️❤️"
07.02.2026 21:09 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Yeah none of this should be legal.
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A white cat with brown face markings is laying in a gray cat bed. She is looking down with squinting eyes and a world-weary expression.
I wake up like this every day
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